OK since nobodies post theirs I'll start. I dont have a ruler but you can use this fish for a reference.

http://pngimg.com/upload/fish_PNG10538.png

Mines about half a fish.

edit: wow thank you guys for posting!
edit2: I understand people can interpret things differently, so I wonnt be to mad if you actually post a penis. It's ok.

Exactly what the title implies, post your cock. Please keep it safe for work.

when will he make anime real?

my parents my dog my stuffed animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Lw9YWLVts
dont really feel the need to interact with people at uni knowing they hate me

I kill unsuspecting women that are walking home from work.

https://tgc-cache.s3.amazonaws.com/images/uploads/articles/Slippery-Slope.png

lay on your back, close your eyes, and do the whole conscious breathing thing without moving, and imagine yourself swaying back and forth like you're on a hammock. I used to do this when i was younger and i called it airplane rides because it felt like i was flying around my house on my bed, but apparently you can get out of body this way. I've been trying it again recently but have problems with my root chakra so i can't get out of body. Even if you don't get out of body it's pretty relaxing tbh.

i think we have some reptilian shills up in here, can we get a woke moderator on this?

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600360002-3.pdf
page 16
https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00789R002600180010-4.pdf

CIA just released documents that confirm astral projection and remote viewing are real. New meta for comp TF2 confirmed.

you can literally astral project through choke and find all the stickies

bro if i knew people had sex at a tf2 community meatup i would have fucking gone FUCK

https://soundcloud.com/liluzivert/money-longer-radio-rip

bernie sanders but donald trumps going to win

is totinos paying you to advertise this cancerous shit?

obviously a child molester

i think you messed up the poll lol