this is rly bothering me what does the fish say

pls try me out tonight

dayton

i never got to see what the fish said

when i was in 7th grade i was invited to my freshman friend's house to hangout w her and her friend and drink and such and we ended up drinking a case of budlight between the 3 of us and they were so unbelievably fucked up when we were all trying to go to sleep they attempted to have lesbian sex about ~2 feet away from me so i gave them their privacy and moved to the living room. its about 4-5am at this point and being a 7th grader 12 beers deep im still pretty sloshed and my friend's mom comes home from a date. shes about as drunk as i am as far as i could tell so we ended up sharing a pack of her disgusting salem menthols and watching 28 weeks later until she went to bed.

oh and another time at this same girls house she thought it would be a really good idea to give a 12 year old 5 shots of absinthe so i was absolutely blackout drunk at her house watching super troopers when her guido bodybuilder stepdad comes home and decides to fuck with me by pretending to think that i was trying to fuck his daughter so he started screaming at me and hitting walls and shit and i remember being so drunk i couldnt even process how scared i was properly so i just completely ignored him which he thought was hilarious so he said that i could fuck his stepdaughter if i wanted to. this girl went on to run away with her boyfriend named Badger (like actually) to utah and getting engaged and then later leaving him for a guy 15 years older than her.

weird times

dk64

pce out homie

killed his team

bumppp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1gIqQeTO7E

rly dedicated to getting better and rly good dm
love my lil chink scott

LET HIM PLAY POCKET

bump

fixd

http://i.imgur.com/TNlSyEj.png

she rly wants to play and shes rly good try her out !