You need to try more brands, and then you'll understand.

No, I'm just the best shitposter on tf.tv, and when it comes to ice cream I don't play.

Ok then, off topic, but, thoughts?

SS Tier
-Peanut Butter Cup
S Tier
-Tonight Dough
A+ Tier
-Chubby Hubby (original version)
-Half Baked
A Tier
-Peanut Butter World
-Candy Bar Pie
-Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
A- Tier
-Peanut Butter Half Baked
-What a Cluster
-Peanut Buttah Cookie Core
B+ Tier
-Phish Food
-Peanut Butter Jam Session
-Chocolate Fudge Brownie
B Tier
-Cookie Dough
-Americone Dream
-Strawberry Cheese Cake
-Chocolate Peppermint Crunch
-Vanilla Heath Bar Crunch
-Hazed & Confused Core
-Everything but the...
-Triple Caramel Chunk
-Peanut Butter Fudge Core
-Banana Peanut Butter Greek Frozen Yogurt
-Chocolate Therapy
B- Tier
-Cannoli
-Milk and Cookies
-Red Velvet Cake
-Chocolate Therapy
-Late Night Snack
-Coffee Heath Bar Crunch
-Peanut Butter Fudge Core
-Boom Chocolatta Cookie Core
-Karamel Sutra Core
-That's My Jam Core
-New York Super Fudge Chunk
C Tier
-Chunky Monkey
-Vanilla
-Pistachio Pistachio
-Chocolate Nougat Crunch
-S'mores
-Banana Split
D Tier
-Blueberry Vanilla Graham Greek Frozen Yogurt
-Cherry Garcia
-Strawberry Short Cake
-Fro-yo Half Baked

READ THE INSTRUCTIONS HOLY SHIT. You can only have 4 to start.

What kind? Cause if it's not Graeter's, Steve's, New Orleans Ice Cream Co, or Jeni's it doesn't count.

(Ok maybe Ben and Jerry's or Gelato Fiasco.)

First order of business, though: find a cave. Not for shelter, no, the cave is to keep the first member of my team in, for he would only be unleashed when the beast was needed.

FIRST MEMBER: HP - The Dark Beast.

SECOND MEMBER: Star_ - Stalwart General and Leader of the Horde of Doom. Star has a zealously loyal legion of low/low- publords which outnumbers any force on the island 100 to 1. The power of such a force cannot be understated.

THIRD MEMBER: Taggerung - Lord of the Seas. Why Tagg? Because he is well liked and could serve as an excellent ambassador to a number of cliques, and appeal to several minority groups? No. I mean, that stuff helps too, but the real reason for taking Tagg is because of his hobby, which I'm sure most of you don't know about. He builds boats. By drafting a navy from Star's massive force, I could have a sizable fleet to ensure control of the island's surrounding waters.

FOURTH MEMBER: Clockwork - Master of Internal Affairs. Okay, so most people picked Clock because of his physical prowess, but let's be real, he's not actually that buff. A lot of you seem to think he is, but that's probably because a lot of you would tear your biceps opening a bag of potato chips, and you've come to believe that your strength (I use the word "strength" loosely) is that of a normal human being. Real talk though, clock seems like a pretty real dude, which means HP won't instinctively murder and eat him. He also is in decent enough physical shape that he could handle the day to day of living outdoors on an island, and he'd be needed in case Tagg tried to mutiny (HP has one fear: Sharks... he'd never go anywhere near the water, and Tagg is the Naval Commander). Maybe not Clock though - this 4th spot is honestly kinda up for grabs, there are a lot of people that would fit it, and a lot more that I'd plan on picking up later on. I also remember Clockwork telling me some shit about how he was going to get ice cream with a girl, but he didn't want to eat any because he would get cold and didn't want to look cold in front of the girl. Not gonna lie, that's pretty bitchmade, my dude.

GAMEPLAN: The chances of a direct attack on us would be low, so I don't know that it would be necessary to try and kill anyone right at the get go. The mere sight of HP bellowing obscenities while marking territory with his feces would be enough to deter most potential enemies. Using our overwhelming numbers and control of both land and sea, we'd first attempt to secure an alliance with all of the girl gamers on the island, offering them protection in exchange for services. NO NO NO I don't mean sex with my crew. You're disgusting. I'd just pimp them out as I'd start a paid escort service (I'm guessing the currency would be coconuts - I could even keep Star's horde loyal by offering them "strange" or even "unusual" coconuts and coconut accessories.

RIP playing while doing meth.

Edit: Oh fuck me, wrong thread, this shit was supposed to be in the esea one about PEDs.

Spoon is one of my favorite people to play with. He's got great dm, and he's an amazing listener with a play for the team mentality. He's also hilarious and just really chill in general.

Pick this guy up. If I played this game I know I would.

Normally my ego wants me to say everyone else's posts are shit, but... that was pretty good.

Out of the ones you posted in your OP, the daskeyboard is the best.

I'd still recommenced a Ducky over it if you're going for a full-size.

Another option would be to hit up geekhack.org (if you aren't shy about used boards; all the feedback I've heard about geekhack classifieds has been positive) and check out their classifieds. You can usually find a Filco Majestouch on there for about 80 USD.

Filco, Ducky, and Leopold are all really solid and you won't go wrong with any of those. There are other brands too, but the moral of the story here (there are like 2 exceptions to this) is keyboard brand >>>>>>> gaming brand. A lot of people might tell you otherwise, but I'd wager that most of them haven't used many mechanical boards, as even the feel of switches will differ from brand to brand, and that's not taking into account stabilizers, mounting, lube, backplates, casing, and whole mess of factors that change the feel and quality of a keyboard. All MX brown boards are not created equal.

If you feel like being an educated consumer, geekhack.org has a plethora of keyboard information from people that take keyboards as seriously as this forum takes tf2.

Edit: obviously you're not going to play better because you chose one brand over the other. It's a matter of quality and feel - if you're paying for a high end keyboard, you might as well get a high end keyboard - not some cheaply made, heavily marketed impostor that glows in the dark.

Aka Sideshow's basement.

Just played a pug. Great comms from sideshow.

"They have uber - we have one and a half ubers"

rip sanity.

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON

who is reading what? are you reading what I'm reading?

I wonder if rocket jumping will be fixed by the time this goes down. If so I'm LFT.

Update: The euro ballers are challenging us to a game of pass the rocket launcher, and claim their scene is much stronger.

BBall is completely fucked, but wonderland and I have replaced it with a new mini-game we call "pass the rocket launcher" in the meantime.

Hours of fun. dotcom.

Do you have any idea how much a Polanski handmade tuba goes for? 1300 is a drop in the bucket.

Look, I think we can all appreciate the service you're providing the community. That said, when people of all colors would rather defend the usage of centuries old racial slurs than support your admins in any way... Yeah... You might want to look into some new admins, killa.