Hey baby, you know I'll roster you anyday.
For those who don't know him, he's british (dat accent) and can come off as condescending, but he's a total sweetheart and really enjoys helping people. If you're a low div team, he will be your number one cheerleader/whippingboy/peptalker. He will sometimes bitch about the ping, at which point you should ask him how many years he's played NA TF2 and tell him to get over it already. Then he'll talk about moving to the US to pwn noobs.
He also likes pandas. Like a lot.