This thread gave me targeted ads

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Don't forget about those people who are pathological liars. I know a guy who will lie for no reason about something, for example: Cats are the leading cause of Alligator deaths (actual physical thing he said)

Stories please. I'll go first.

There's this guy at my school who I can only refer to as "Bionicle Boy". He's a senior, and he does some weird shit. First off, he's like mega ADHD but he has the memory of a goldfish so he never takes his meds and he's always mega hyperactive. His personality is basically one of those people you find on alltalk servers who think they're entertaining but they're really just annoying. Anyway, so one day he comes up to me and says "dude you remember bionicle?" I told him of course (bionicle was the shit), and he just gets real close and asks "you got any?" I'm like "nah dude, I used to but I got rid of them." He keeps asking me questions about where I got rid of them etc etc. So I'm a little weirded out but he leaves so it's whatever. After this encounter every so often I saw him on his laptop looking at bionicles ("for the lore" he says), which was a bit weird but I browse TFTV so idk if I can talk shit. But it wasn't until one day that shit started getting fucking stupid. Me and Bionicle Boy have like 4 periods together (which makes me scared), so we're in the last period of the day and this random guy who's not in our class just walks in and sits down behind Bionicle Boy. He asks Bionicle Boy "yo you got the stuff?" and I notice he's got a drawstring backpack with him. Bionicle Boy's like "yeah" and the dude hands him the bag. I'm like OH SHIT cuz I wouldn't put it past people to just do drug deals in class, especially in a class like this where the teacher isn't really paying attention. Bionicle Boy reaches into the bag,

TLDR

MagnumHUD is one of the coolest huds out there but it has a lot of problems

I don't​ remember the guy's name but: BLUE MOMS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GAY THEY MAKE BABY

If u made a 9/11 joke as the towers were collapsing people would call you a retard as well
Please never make another attempt at comedy ever again

Dude what the fuck you sneezed all over my keyboard

Anyone joking about this shit legitimately has the higher brain functions of a squirrel.
Just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's funny.
Nobody's getting triggered, you're just a cunt and everyone's pointing it out.
Threads like this remind me how many autistic people play video games.

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hudas iscariote is so nice looking it blows my mind

Two letters: EA

Do I have to get approval from the spy to take a shit cuz I got the runs man...

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update: he's hacked my steam account

THAT DOESN'T HELP ME AGAINST A GNOME