hello guys i herd on the steppes nowadays
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969504410344521788/1262399498622074950/IMG_0412.jpg?ex=66beaa66&is=66bd58e6&hm=83ffafcc77523a6e8ed9a439240bcebc05a2c72b916e30edc3f6c45ab967509c&;

- alleged elijah alt

my team was not told they would be playing quals whatsoever prior to the literal announcement in RGL
my players are unavailable for this quals and i wish we had more time to react to being put in quals

in mongolian we have a slang called "sha", it literally replaces every verb you could possibly think of and it would make sense, it essentially means "to fuck or have sex" by itself but it turns into "to do something" when you use it in context of wanting to do something or are doing something.

pc shaahuu? directly translating it gives you "do you wanna fuck a pc?"
but we actually interpret it as "you wanna game?"
another meaning is if you wanna ask someone if hes messing with you/joking with you
chi namaig shaagaad baigaa mu?
"are you having sex with me right now?" is what that directly translates to
but of course it just means "are you fucking with me right now?"

i wish english had a universal verb i could use in every sentence

DO NOT EVER CALL ME HAN CHINESE I AM A 100% PURE-BLOODED MONGOLIAN WARRIOR, MY DAILY SCHEDULE TO BECOME A CHINGIS KHAN WARRIOR POCKET SCOUT IS AS FOLLOWS

2:48 AM : WAKE UP
2:50 AM : TAKE A SHIT
2:55 AM : GET OUT OF BED
3:00 AM: SING CHINGIS KHAANI MAGTAL FOR 6 HOURS
9:00 AM: PLOT THE ASSASSINATION OF XI JIN PING
5:00PM : PLAN THE ERADICATION OF ALL HAN CHINESE

REPEAT

scout/med any for next season rgl