flametorritshoutout to everyone who was there, but especially the production crew and the B I G D I C K players
also, special love goes to all the people who helped me stand up straight when i was too pissed to do it myself; im gonna attempt to name all of you
- hank (one of the toppest lads, like a real fucking ledge, endless supply of finnish cigs)
- mike (for groping me when i was drunk; i really enjoyed it, no homo)
- fribs (for being like 1,5 feet shorter than me and still being able to support me and my weight holy fuck)
- alfie (best drunken promises anyone ever made to me)
- ams and serotone (two of the most fucking sound lads from tlr)
- coleman, tapley and dan (its really impressive how quickly my pride was shattered by them, a pint under 2 seconds what the fuck coleman are you a goddamn well or something)
- hallow (for not being able to flip a single fucking cup)
- maks (only dude that could chill me out when i spilled his beer, wasnt even angry)
- sideshow (never fucking slap me again you silly cunt ill bang you out so bad not even your mum will recognize you)
- gecks (for pissing in the middle of tesco's parking lot while looking 2 random guys straight in the eye)
- every single one of you involved in the drinking games or just drinking in general
anyone who ive missed i owe a beer to @i58
This is the most cringeworthy thing I've read on this forum in quite some time
you can go suck your mum