when i first took ascend under my wing he was friendly but as our friendship grew he was often asking for favours such as the to see pictures of me, i didnt think anything of it until he asked if he could take my bollocks in his gob, i was revolted as i am only 12 and he is like 40, dont believe his lies
he loves cock

ascend fucking loves cock

sound yak

wtf since when are you irish welcome to eire bro

No one cares offside go back to skial mge

shout out to ascend coyo kodeeey mak doughy yak ham droy lsd basti freddian wan calle big darwin cyanic josh dempz ironhawk storm tamir and last but not least, big morebuckets, and I want to say a special thanks to big mb for waking me up at eight am every day by opening his door and just fucking screaming for no reason? Also good on him for having countless amounts of wanks in the airbnb and robbing kodeeeys shower spot for 40 minutes and only having the shower on for the last five mins. Great lan love you all sorry if I missed anyone but yeah all in all morebuckets is a gremlin

poundtown is here

squidward

part 2

you screamed at coyote to cut himself deeper because he pressed his taunt button after he neutralised you in a video game
i think thats the situation im not sure though

https://i.gyazo.com/fa72be47c2d608820840a7e230015611.png

https://clips.twitch.tv/EasyAuspiciousMangoShazBotstix
lol

the demoman for the prem team theorists, mak(farquaad turkish) has pleaded guilty to the use of cheats to enhance his dm and in some rollouts there is obvious noclip involved.

https://www.twitch.tv/mak_tf/clip/ThankfulTentativeKimchiVoteYea?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
this clip was captured by my good friend and detective, kodeeey(colm deagon), as you can clearly see, there is no hoodie in equipped in this clip and there is clearly a spinbot in use to get this shot, i asked mak about this shot and he did not reply, he instead called me on steam to make noises you wouldnt even hear in a zoo

https://gyazo.com/07915f2c527b25be77bb99e8b57dc0c5
as we can see here, mak pleads to the use of the noclip for his rollouts as a lack of skill or knowledge of rolling out.

https://www.twitch.tv/mak_tf/clip/AntsyVainBisonDxAbomb?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
mak is here using some kind of aim assist for his sticky bomb launcher where he spits the stickies out instead of aiming them with his mouse, this might be due to him being an amputee or being extremely unskilled(he is both).

i think i have done my job here correctly, i hope to see mak banned soon for reaching the top of the european team fortress 2 league while using cheats and going undetected, thankfully my good friends and i cracked the case, lets get rid of this filth.

mushrooms eat shite

aim style!