My main man Fresh, why don't you drop some bars and roast ol' Mustard?

thmpsn, I do not know which is more concerning; the fact that you can't comprehend my complex lines of dialogue, or the fact that you don't know how to properly use vowels. Either way, you not much more than a moldy, half eaten pastrami sandwich.

Owly, you turgent Heffalump, I hope it wouldn't come to this, but I will have to put you on the grill for my second verse:

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping at your nose,
You might want to trim your toenails,
Before that abominable nail on your repugnant big toe grows.

Mr. Owl, ol' chap, can I call you Owly? Well I will anyway. I had no intention on beginning a scuffle with you on this here forum, but it seems as if it's inevitable. So instead of the plebian insults and generic downtalking, I'll instead lay down a few lines of catchy dialogue:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your pet ferret is tasty,
so shut your god damn mouth.

-weeeeeeeeeeen

I did watch some of the game tonight, and yeah Steph Curry played like a man possessed, but neither of the teams played a lick of defense. Now I have sat down and had dinner with Steph on several occasions, and when our topic of conversation would switch over to defense, he would always use his llamas and his llama farm as examples. He said that his main llama hoe, La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice , has great footwork as she has to protect her calf from the various older males who would try to reproduce with it. He also said that the NBA needs to teach all of their big men to close out on screens, just like when his farm's Alpha male, Rashaad, has to close out on Falondriannaiqua, the female he is affectionate for. Steph is playing great basketball right now, but the NBA needs to strive towards Llamahood.

My favorite player of all time is one of the greats, Kirk "Kirk Daddy" Hinrich. Hinrich, in my opinion, is not only one of the greatest point guards of all time, but is also the GREATEST bulls player to exist, and here is my reasoning:

In my opinion, Kirk Hinrich ranks as around the 4th best point guard of all time, one spot above Speedy Claxton and one spot below the legend Earl Boykins. Hinrich proved he was an all-time point guard in NBA Live 2006 on the Gamecube as he averaged just under 14 assists in the first 9 games for my fantasy drafted Wizards team. (As a note, Kirk Hinrich along with Baron Davis led my team to a championship that season FYI.) Hinrich is a terrific on ball defender (still is even in his old age), great passer, efficient scorer with a 58% FG for his career. However, the real key to his success over the years was that fact that he was white in a predominantly african league. Hinrich was often referred to as "the chameleon" as his skin would also be the same shade as the court, and the defenders would lose him on the court, letting him get open for his patented "Backflip Dunk."

Now, onto my other statement, Kirk Hinrich is in my opinion the best Bulls player of all time. This would make him better that bulls greats such as Scottie Pippen, El Chapo, Bill Cartwright, Micheal Jordan, and even the god Steve Kerr. Hinrich has proven he was the cornerstone of the franchise, as in the history of the Bulls, he is 4th in turnovers, 4th in fouls, and 6th in field goals missed. Hinrich was also rumored to be part of the notorious hip-hop group NWA, and added his own touch to the classic "Fuck The Police."

All in all, Hinrich is a god and you will bow down to him.

Hey all, Donald Trump is just a mystery to me. However, Donald Trump helped fund the 3rd installment of my "Reptiles Around the World Series" so in my opinion, he's a pretty swell fellow. My 3rd entry is titled "Why Do Komodo Dragons Have Such Extensive Tongues?" and was named a New York Bestseller. A photo of Donald can be found on the inside cover, which also indicates the amount of money that was donated to the project. I wish all of you a good day and urge you to be on the lookout for my next installment, "Is the Yellow-bellied Black Snake Black or Yellow?"

Cheers

Forgot to mention, my book is sold at any Barnes & Nobles, Bed, Bath & Beyond and 7/11 along with my second novel, "Toprameneesha and the Ever Changing Ghetto's of 1960's Brooklyn". Thanks for the support!

I believe Ash left not because he was fed up with the team, but because he was fed up with society. Society has always had harsh social norms that Ash could not meet, and that is the true reason why he departed.

Btw, I want to give a plug to my book, "The Behavioral Tendencies of Equatorial Amphibians", which is in stores now! Please buy it!

great medic awesome attitude doesnt have a bad personality or a terrible personality never curses in mumble always a treat to be around

who plays mix for the practice? i play to stack the teams and roll the opponents