The PugChamp admins have been slain. The evil forces of the Circa clan have taken over. "Bwa-ha-ha!" Circa yells, his voice echoing into the distance. "You will never defeat me! Try if you dare!"
In a field of weak and otherwise incapable chimps, the hero we didn't know we needed, the hero we didn't feel we deserved, arose from the shadows. It was none other than Alexandros, one of the fallen administrators!
"Stop right there!" he shouted. "Offclassing is a bannable offense!"
Circa chuckled. "And just who are you, you little ape?"
Alexandros smirked. "I'm the one who's going to take you down!"
Alexandros unsheathed his Logitech G400S, and quickly logged himself in to the PugChamp website. He knew that if he were to ban Circa, he'd have to make it quick, for he didn't have much time until Circa catches on to his devious plan. He hastily clicked on to Circa's name, and with all of his might, banned him for seven whole days.
"What?" Circa panicked. "What are you doing? Where is all of my power?"
Alexandros looked at him, and spit on his face. "I took an oath to defend this website from players like you at all costs." His eyes intensified with every word. "And you, you will be banished from this realm until you learn your lesson!"
Circa began to disintegrate. His hands began turning into dust, flowing into the distance with the wind. His whole kingdom of Gnome was crumbling into ruin before his very eyes.
"You won't get away with this!" Circa shouted, in an act of despair. "I'll be back! I'll always come back!"
With his last word, his body turned into nothing. He had become one with the Earth. Locals had called this period of time, the "Seven Days of Serenity."
Alexandros sighed, and began to walk away, feeling refreshed after completing his mission. Right underneath his footstep, was a little Gnome hat planted into the earth. As he walked away, the Gnome hat began glowing.
...For as they say, there is no home without a Gnome.