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TF2 Quotations thread
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Due to less than popular demand, here is a TF2 Quotation thread, allow me to fill it with great/memorable quotes and categories. I made a regular one but the average TF2 nerd does not care for great minds unless they specialise in killing you in a cartoon shooter game. If you however enjoy non-TF2 related quotations, please go to this thread: http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/13868-quotation-thread

Memorable Quotes

"It was like healing an Open Team" - Brad "Pyyyour" Ross after Mihaly's Flows' less than impressive LAN performance.

"Nothing short of Victory" - Tyrone being interviewed by eXtv ahead of the i46 LAN.

"Shoot feet...get Kills" - Appe from Team Dignitas during an interview by Bigfoot Networks.

"I was very drunk at the time" - Darn after smashing his PC into submission during the Infused vs Classic Mixup game at i46.

Logical Quotes

"A bad Medic creates problems, a good Medic solves them" - Retsh0ck (thank you @AdmirablePlayer)

"If you're Medic gets backstabbed, it isn't your Pyro's fault - IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT. It is every player's responsibility to track a spy and be aware of when they will strike." - Vhalin on Highlander gameplay (A misquote for sure, but the point stands).

"A good Demoman will use his amazing DM skills to get out of bad situations, A great one won't ever let themselves be in a bad situation" - I dunno who said this, it sticks in my mind though.

"If we were playing Blame Fortress 2, We'd be Prem by now" - I said this when I was in like Div 4 or something.

Post your own + favourites.

Due to less than popular demand, here is a TF2 Quotation thread, allow me to fill it with great/memorable quotes and categories. I made a regular one but the average TF2 nerd does not care for great minds unless they specialise in killing you in a cartoon shooter game. If you however enjoy non-TF2 related quotations, please go to this thread: http://teamfortress.tv/forum/thread/13868-quotation-thread



[b]Memorable Quotes[/b]

"It was like healing an Open Team" - Brad "Pyyyour" Ross after Mihaly's Flows' less than impressive LAN performance.

"Nothing short of Victory" - Tyrone being interviewed by eXtv ahead of the i46 LAN.

"Shoot feet...get Kills" - Appe from Team Dignitas during an interview by Bigfoot Networks.

"I was very drunk at the time" - Darn after smashing his PC into submission during the Infused vs Classic Mixup game at i46.

[b]Logical Quotes[/b]

"A bad Medic creates problems, a good Medic solves them" - Retsh0ck (thank you @AdmirablePlayer)

"If you're Medic gets backstabbed, it isn't your Pyro's fault - IT'S EVERYONE'S FAULT. It is every player's responsibility to track a spy and be aware of when they will strike." - Vhalin on Highlander gameplay (A misquote for sure, but the point stands).

"A good Demoman will use his amazing DM skills to get out of bad situations, A great one won't ever let themselves be in a bad situation" - I dunno who said this, it sticks in my mind though.

"If we were playing Blame Fortress 2, We'd be Prem by now" - I said this when I was in like Div 4 or something.

Post your own + favourites.
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Hildreththe average TF2 nerd

I'm honored.

[quote=Hildreth]the average TF2 nerd [/quote]

I'm honored.
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Two of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?

Two of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?
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MR_SLINTwo of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?

heh

[quote=MR_SLIN]Two of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?[/quote]
heh
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#5
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http://i.imgur.com/Z6S7Ioe.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Z6S7Ioe.jpg[/img]
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#6
46 Frags +

its not badlands

its not badlands
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Tt eSPORTS
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"What are you gonna do tonight? What do you gonna do for the next 30 minutes that is not sitting in your chair and playing TF2?" - "Oh no, I'll probably smoke a victory blunt" - coL.carnage after reporting a forfeit win in ESEA-I Season 8 when Dynamic's players could not connect to the match server due to client issues

"tbh medic is the easy road to high divs" - Rarespycrab

"What are you gonna do tonight? What do you gonna do for the next 30 minutes that is not sitting in your chair and playing TF2?" - "Oh no, I'll probably smoke a victory blunt" - coL.carnage after reporting a forfeit win in ESEA-I Season 8 when Dynamic's players could not connect to the match server due to client issues

"tbh medic is the easy road to high divs" - Rarespycrab
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#8
30 Frags +

ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° KrossBowKid °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø

ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° KrossBowKid °º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø
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#9
0 Frags +

"don't drop me on this uber"

"don't drop me on this uber"
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#10
12 Frags +

"Who killed the med?"

"Who killed the med?"
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#11
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"You suck, Fog!"

"You suck, Fog!"
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HildrethI made a regular one but the average TF2 nerd does not care for great minds unless they specialise in killing you in a cartoon shooter game.MR_SLINTwo of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?

"Hildreth, pls stop okay??"-----------me, 2013

[quote=Hildreth]I made a regular one but the average TF2 nerd does not care for great minds unless they specialise in killing you in a cartoon shooter game.[/quote]

[quote=MR_SLIN]Two of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?[/quote]

"Hildreth, pls stop okay??"-----------me, 2013
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#13
39 Frags +

"Meatshot 8)"
- carnage , circa 2008

[i]"Meatshot 8)"[/i]
- carnage , circa 2008
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#14
23 Frags +

all of them

all of them
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#15
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_koOG-RHFC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_koOG-RHFC4
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#16
35 Frags +

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE_AC -lange

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE_AC -lange
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#17
25 Frags +

"I'm fucking" - Ma3la

"I'm fucking" - Ma3la
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#18
25 Frags +

"I'M MID FUCKIN' FRAG VIDEO"

"I'M MID FUCKIN' FRAG VIDEO"
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#19
12 Frags +

notor is gay

notor is gay
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#20
39 Frags +

"med's lit, I'm down" is an undeniable classic. everyone's said it.

"med's lit, I'm down" is an undeniable classic. everyone's said it.
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#21
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"Medic took ___ damage at mid"- My roamer, in a sad tone of voice

"Medic took ___ damage at mid"- My roamer, in a sad tone of voice
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#22
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Shenanigan"Everything changes after LAN" - Grant "b4nny" Vincent
[quote=Shenanigan]"Everything changes after LAN" - Grant "b4nny" Vincent
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breloomMR_SLINTwo of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?heh

Of course, who else should one love more than oneself?

Really though, I was hoping you guys would throw in some quotes by yourself.

[quote=breloom][quote=MR_SLIN]Two of your favorite TF2 quotes are things that you yourself said?[/quote]
heh[/quote]

Of course, who else should one love more than oneself?

Really though, I was hoping you guys would throw in some quotes by yourself.
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#24
21 Frags +

"We just play video games" - Tagg

"We just play video games" - Tagg
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#25
20 Frags +

The words of a legend to a lowly pleb when asked how to get better: "Play like a faggot" - xalox

The words of a legend to a lowly pleb when asked how to get better: "Play like a faggot" - xalox
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#26
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also "practice, don't trip"

thanks yz

also "practice, don't trip"

thanks yz
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#27
9 Frags +

"Lots of shit could eat a baby. I could eat a baby." - Pamphlet

"Lots of shit could eat a baby. I could eat a baby." - Pamphlet
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#28
25 Frags +

"just kill them" - zebbosai main calling for broder @ etf2l grand finals vs epsi when holding last, ended up working ok (iirc)
"i cannot breefa dees ayeer" - mirelin
"i sense ow-ah-ra" - mirelin (aura)
"i am in matrix" - mirelin

"just kill them" - zebbosai main calling for broder @ etf2l grand finals vs epsi when holding last, ended up working ok (iirc)
"i cannot breefa dees ayeer" - mirelin
"i sense ow-ah-ra" - mirelin (aura)
"i am in matrix" - mirelin
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#29
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You can be really good, you're just fucking retarded - rr

You can be really good, you're just fucking retarded - rr
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#30
56 Frags +

"we need to stampede"

"we need to stampede"
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