Hey guys. I am making this thread on behalf of a Steam friend of mine, who you may know as Kiwi, or kiwee. I hadn't spoken with Kiwi in months, but earlier today he messaged me and it’s clear he has been inflicted with a particularly harsh strain of autism and is going to die within the next 6 months. He told me that his last wish was to play on a competitive Team Fortress 2 team.

3:47 AM - kiwi brain: Hey . . .
6:53 PM - Molesterol: Hey
6:53 PM - Molesterol: whats up
7:22 PM - kiwi brain is now Busy.
4:58 AM - kiwi brain: Um . Was Wonderig If U Could Do A :...Favor
9:53 PM - Molesterol: uh
9:53 PM - Molesterol: ok
10:03 PM - kiwi brain: For Me
10:03 PM - kiwi brain: O.k
10:04 PM - Molesterol: what is it
10:07 PM - kiwi brain: I Know We`re Not That Close .
10:07 PM - kiwi brain: But ,
10:07 PM - kiwi brain: My Medic (In Real Life ) Just Told Me I Have Sex Months To Live
10:07 PM - kiwi brain: Six *
10:07 PM - Molesterol: why lol
10:08 PM - Molesterol: and sorry btw
10:09 PM - kiwi brain is now Offline.
11:31 PM - kiwi brain is now Online.
11:32 PM - kiwi brain: Autism
11:32 PM - Molesterol: nice
4:24 AM - kiwi brain: Could You - I Don`t Want To Be Intrusive / Aggressive - But Could You - Post This For Me On The Television Forums
4:24 AM - kiwi brain: My Dieing Wish Is To Be On A Tf:2 Team … Before I Die
9:17 AM - Molesterol: ok

This is what he sent me:

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Kiwi Lookee-ing For A New Tf:2 Team !

Hi all, kiwee in town, looking for a new team ! Nice work ! Looking for a A Team . Great job ! Interested in : High Open , Intermediate **Invite** Maybe ?. Perfect , No Mistakes ! A Ten out of Ten/100% ! Lemme shake your Hand ! Fast And Neat , Well Done . Superb and not Too bad. Give a big hand ! Wah Hoo ! Impressive and quick . Golden star ! Superb & Million points for it !

Look for excellent **Progress**. Dont Give Up ! Getting Warmer , Closer, Better Then Last Week . Don`t Be Shy , Don`t Hold Back ! Try again . . . No rush. Have A try , just guess ! Lucky ! Next time . Never say die .

This Is What i Look Like In Real Life (So You Know Want To Expect)
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3ghF52J.jpg[/img]

& Don`t Forget
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PV4nOvQ.jpg?2[/img]
Thanks,
Bye
---Kiwi The Original Fortress-Head

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I can’t tell if he is delirious, trolling, or straight-up autistic.