FOUR DAYS EARLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1sZ0ek7LLk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLGkuG0WWtA

Day 1

im getting all of them anyway lol game will be fucking incredible

deus ex: pirate it 4 days early edition

i honestly don't know what they were thinking, this kind of appalling content lockout just encourages people not to pay for your game so they can get the pre-order content

this is what happens when square is on the brink of bankruptcy.

All the pre-order plebs can iron out the day zero bugs ty ty

Did Eidos ever update the deluxe edition (or w/e they're calling it) items that people voted for?

edit: also realizing this was real- just, lol

wtf is up with this voice over, I thought it was the Google Now TTS engine for a second.

This is actually a pretty funny parody on the current state of pre-orders in video games at the moment. I think its great that Eidos have such a great sense of humor! This is a joke right? Please don't tell me this isn't a joke this can't be real what the fuck