Vulcaneeeshaving yr asshole is amazing and a complete quality of life change. Every shit is fucking amazing and takes a single wipe
shaving yr armpits is great. you sweat less and dont stink much
shaving yr upper body is nice cause you look more swole
shaving yr lower body is alright. you look more swole but look kinda weird and its really noticeable when you get stubble
uhh wouldnt shaving your pits and asshole be rly itchy?
don't take an actual razor to your asshole that's asking for horrible things to happen
buy a beard/hair trimmer. They're like $20 and you can set them to 1/32" if you want a "basically shaved" look or leave some room if you don't. You also avoid razor burn
[quote=Vulcan][quote=eee]shaving yr asshole is amazing and a complete quality of life change. Every shit is fucking amazing and takes a single wipe
shaving yr armpits is great. you sweat less and dont stink much
shaving yr upper body is nice cause you look more swole
shaving yr lower body is alright. you look more swole but look kinda weird and its really noticeable when you get stubble[/quote]
uhh wouldnt shaving your pits and asshole be rly itchy?[/quote]
don't take an actual razor to your asshole that's asking for horrible things to happen
buy a beard/hair trimmer. They're like $20 and you can set them to 1/32" if you want a "basically shaved" look or leave some room if you don't. You also avoid razor burn
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Khakiis sucking your own dick gay
Only if you spank yourself and gurgle out the words "Spank me harder daddy!" while doing it
[quote=Khaki]is sucking your own dick gay[/quote]
Only if you spank yourself and gurgle out the words "Spank me harder daddy!" while doing it
I remember when this fad came out in the 90's. I'll admit that my friends and I did shave our legs once to see what it was all about and it was fucking terrible. The shaving process was terrible, the feel of the wind hitting my bare legs with no hair must be what a sheep feels after he gets sheared. Not to mention the horrible sight of all our shiny sparkling legs and the itching. I wouldn't go so far as to label anything "gay" in this day and age but after that first time we did it back in the 90's, anyone we saw with shaved legs we assumed wasn't chasing vagina.
I remember when this fad came out in the 90's. I'll admit that my friends and I did shave our legs once to see what it was all about and it was fucking terrible. The shaving process was terrible, the feel of the wind hitting my bare legs with no hair must be what a sheep feels after he gets sheared. Not to mention the horrible sight of all our shiny sparkling legs and the itching. I wouldn't go so far as to label anything "gay" in this day and age but after that first time we did it back in the 90's, anyone we saw with shaved legs we assumed wasn't chasing vagina.
On the other hand, the feeling of pants on smooth legs is absolutely stunning...
On the other hand, the feeling of pants on smooth legs is absolutely stunning...