Count cards ;)

Don't gamble money you arent ok with losing

Buffet at the Wynn, beer pong at margaritaville, pizza at NYNY, steak and eggs ANYWHERE at 5 am. Don't spend money at a real bar, go to like the casino bar in the MGM, pay the first night and tip your bartender very well. They remember that shit and will take care of you. Also Hakkasan if you like Asian girls. If you've never had Chicago style deep dish pizza go to giordanos, it's right next to Bally's.

if you have never gone shooting before but have even the slightest interest in it, i would look at some of the ranges (theres a bunch of them). some ranges have .50 cals, desert eagles, etc etc. its a ton of fun and every time i go shooting with someone for their first time they have a load of fun, even if they plan on never shooting again. also its always a nice thing to know how to handle a gun.

ha what there's a giordanos in vegas?

oh wow they have locations all over the place apparently

it may not be the same there but in chicago they allow byow and no bottle fee which saves a ton

Last time I was in Vegas b4nny might have seen me crying, dashner got too drunk to do math, and some guy offered me yayaoo on the street. Worst part was we didn't even play any Arena:Respawn.

Pretty fun tbh.

ROUND TABLE PIZZA

if you're gonna gamble then have a pre-determined set of money that you're going to gamble with before you go so you don't accidentally go over. some people only take cash with them and once their cash is gone, they're done gambling

Whatever you do don't ever fucking play slots

1 cent machines, give dollar tip, enjoy your cheap as fuck piss up

I would recommend staying away from the Strip, unless you want to check out places like the Cosmopolitan/Aria or want to see a show. Freemont street is pretty fun (but a bit ghetto), and in that area there's a place called the Container Park, which is a park made out of shipping containers and its pretty interesting and is worth checking out. There is also the Mob Museum about like the mafia and stuff. If you are into hiking, there's Red Rock just a bit pout of town, as well as a bunch of random parks with mountain trails, like the one in Mountain's Edge. Vegas gets a bad wrap, but there's a lot of good stuff to do here if you look for it.

+1 on the mob museum. if you take time and actually read the things on the wall (DONT READ EVERY SINGLE THING) its incredibly interesting and itll kill a good 2-3 hours.

Go to the Hoover Dam and the bypass bridge. Don't take the paid tour unless you have money to burn. They gutted the tour post 9/11 and it's not really worth the price. But the view from the top of the dam and the bypass bridge is incredible. There are also places nearby in Boulder city where you can do helicopter tours of the grand canyon and skydiving.

If you go to the roof leave the door cracked open

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I second this, giordanos is the best deep dish pizza you can get, unless you visit to chicago and go to Lou Malnati's

I've had good experience with playing $5 craps down at Fremont Street. Pretty fun and generally a $200 pool will last you 4+ hours.

Also if you like the outdoors, Red Rock Canyon is like 30 minutes from the strip and has some awesome hiking/climbing/sightseeing

Dude just walking around the streets is an adventure itself. I once saw a 70-80 year old man wearing a devil costume with the ass cut out, while pulling people in to dance with him. And that was just one of the funny parts!

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Got mentored on Vegas by the master himself :)
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