give it to rkt

okay popo

you can't say "your reading comprehension sucks" and also have to google fucking self-loathing

Caspian. You've been playing medic in IM since season 14

you cringe as mother fucker think that by hiding behind a different alias hides that you have been playing since fucking 2013.

jesus grow a fucking pair

lmao @ the 4 people that messaged me after I posted this and said they can't believe no one else realizes its caspian

you're literally so bad people just assume you must be a new player ROFL

you've revealed his hidden identity, now he has to change it again and come back as someone else

lmfao "gee I wonder who this new player is that is obsessed with JM and happens to only be half decent at a brain dead class"

also can we quit letting JM get away with this "I don't care about this game" bullshit he puts up. The dude has played tf2 consistently for the last 9 years and hasn't improved in the 6 years I've been playing. I played IM w/ 350 ping fluctuations but this man child has to hide in open where he can farm his fragile ego.

If you want to just live in mediocrity I'm cool with that but at the very least don't send your lil boy toy circle jerk to say you have ping issues on tftv.. just sad.

Damn Pete you on a roll LOL

English is my second language. While I don't know every word/term in the English dictionary I do have a sound grasp of English reading comprehension. So its totally fair of me to call out someone who I presume is a native English speaker for mucking up what I am trying to say.

Pete you aren't the first person to accuse me of being an alt and you won't be the last. Caspian and I have similar sounding voices (we are of the same race) and we are both friends with JM. However, that is really where the similarities end. We were from the same circle of friends (Khai, Caspian, John, and myself SB). Its unfortunate that Caspian doesn't play anymore because I believe that is the only thing that would convince people like Rekuso otherwise.

You can have enigma check the IPs on TFTV and you can get ESEA to check out IPs/PC IDs if you would like. Funny enough Caspian and I did play a handful of matches together when I was a backup for his IM team.

some of my favourites that I played (I played scout):
https://play.esea.net/match/2460817 (s10)
https://play.esea.net/match/2464129 (s10)
https://play.esea.net/match/2318646 (s9)

Now I will level with you Pete. You've sunk 6000-7000 hours of your sad life into this game and you're only mid-high intermediate at one class. You're an invite reject that pitifully has to make a looking for invite team thread every season to get your name out there. And season after season no invite team wants you unless half their roster quits.

I do have a good heart though and I will try to pump your tires. If any basement invite team needs a breathing body bag to fill out their roster, Pete is your guy. His contact info is below:

https://www.ugcleague.com/players_page.cfm?player_id=76561198070499160

popo might be a moron but I'm pretty sure he's telling the truth that he's not caspian

unless that s_b guy was also always caspian, cuz I remember him too

Mustard I remember playing you in the CommFT Highlander challenge in maybe 2009???. I played Demo and you played my team in the finals (I think). You have an incredible lore book.

ah yes, team Oedipus and the Motherfuckers

you shouldn't talk shit about players better than you if you refuse to leave open and have sandbagged for 5 seasons in a row.

also imo pete was the best player on hell's kitchen last season, you on some dumb shit my man

Stop making this thread about him. More on mustard's opinions of the two potential teams that would take his roster for Invite.

Best player on your team? Perhaps that would explain why you only won 4 matches.

https://imgur.com/CM7VBJa

Positive kdr by the skin of his teeth playing the high frag count class. Sub 200 dpm scout player. You're definitely disrespecting the rest the players on your team lol.

But MrPoPo, he was playing against main classing invite players!
http://logs.tf/2239519#76561198070499160
http://logs.tf/2238642#76561198070499160
http://logs.tf/2235333#76561198070499160

Oh

But it gets worse when you leave the invite offclass pugs (where Pete was playing his main btw)
http://logs.tf/2248032#76561198070499160
http://logs.tf/2233542#76561198070499160 (YIKES)

I didn't even cherry pick these logs. they were all on the first page of his log history.

Getting absolutely dicked on by everyone.

there's also these where he seemed to do fine

http://logs.tf/2239360#76561198070499160
http://logs.tf/2239330#76561198070499160
http://logs.tf/2237323#76561198070499160
http://logs.tf/2233565#76561198070499160

Also on the first page, but OK mr popo, you didn't cherry pick.

Playing his main against offclassing intermediate players

I would sure hope he could go positive (he went even in one lol)

Damn you've been playing longer than me and I'm like ancient
Get your ass out of open lol that shits scummy as hell

Hold up,

I quit playing after Season 10 (I believe that was Winter 2012) and didn't return until Season 25 (Summer of 2017). I've tried numerous times to look for an IM team but no one will take me. So I reside in open where I belong (?).

I've played about 25ish IM matches on a variety of classes (Scout, Roamer, and recently/mostly Medic). 10 of those matches were as backup.

this guy's trolling

stop taking this bait

Idk why I'm even bothering to entertain popo's autism but you do realize that looking at pug logs isn't the only way to diagnose someone's skill as a player right? For any non sandbagging retards who actually played against hell's kitchen last season, Pete was definitely one of the better players. He also made invite playoffs twice with meat market and then velocity with me and his sniper/spy/backcap plays were what won us a lot of games and he obviously had the game knowledge and mechanical ability to not shit the bed and anchor us as an IM player like u say lmao.

Really shouldn't need to even say this because popo's arguments vanish as soon as you realize how big of a hypocrite he is for consistently sandbagging open and pretending to be a 'pubber medic' while simultaneously shit talking someone eons better than he or his beloved JM will ever be simply because of playing in the correct division and not being a gigantic pussy. Get called out by valid reasoning? Better shift the blame and personally attack whoever dare slander my pubber name. Btw if JM is the godsend you think he is why hasn't he won lan yet? The dude 'doesnt care about tf2' but yet goes to every GXL/RGB and mainclasses and tries to get as many invite players as he can to try and stack the team but still nearly loses to an IM pug team with me on full time pyro. Got absolutely dumpstered despite him and newspeak playing scout and somehow finished behind beelthazus on medic, and behind brian on feed roamer lmao that's just sad man.

You retards could certainly play IM (and should have been automatically moved tbh) but you refuse to. The unfortunate truth that nobody's gonna pick up a giant shitlord idiot like u for their IM team doesn't mean ur team belongs in open, you have more experience personally than plenty of IM players and you've literally won open multiple times you can't pull that bullshit. I sandbagged open one season with wrech after my invite team didn't make playoffs and got a free check but you won't see me trying to rationalize that shit lol even on soldier I (and the rest of the team) shouldn't have been in open.

Wanted to say this just so people know stupid this argument is, but I know popo and milter will surely be sitting in a mumble eating this shit up like 'we sure got em good, those tftv people are triggered!!'

So you are admitting that no IM teams want you, but talking shit about a player you called high IM and has finished 4th in invite 3 times?

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/253/061/84f.jpg

Is the showmatch idea happening? I think that'd be really cool. Maybe we could even get tftv to cast it. Or just a homie cast or something

i cant believe it!

oof I didn't know we were doing nerd sperg posts I would've puked out a bit more effort last night

Your claim to fame is that all you are is someone who pubs with JM but Caspian's screenshots on steam are mostly just him playing pubs with JM

I actually crossed the 5k hour mark last January (I think) and got pretty sad about it LOL, but I remembered that I used to idle on my mom's macbook when I was in highschool. Never reset my class stats so this is just kinda funny

https://i.imgur.com/QZP7zCS.png

https://i.imgur.com/Awliyib.png

Gee I Wonder Why I'm Only Good At Scout
(also lol @ my 372 kills in one life as scout, my strange weapon game in 2014 was POPPIN)

ya I played medic in an hour long match (s/o kings crew I'm still salty)

In most of the logs you posted I was kinda miserable playing tf2 and was just doing it cause I enjoy streaming and tf2 is where I get viewers

also lol you linked a fuckin rgl match where boar played 6 of the 9 classes as proof of how bad I am (undefeated RGL No Restriction 6s 2nd Place Player, While Getting Banned In The Same Season BTW)

You also did 300 dpm after presumably not playing for at least a year in your first ever ss

Also cool to see that Caspian, who hasn't played a match since s22, and hasn't had a log recorded since 2016 just kinda randomly logged on to esea to change his name

Plus the entirety of what shows up on http://logs.tf/dev when you compare logs that have JM & Caspian in them to the ones with JM & popo in them is just a wacky coincidence I'm sure

O I forgot these as well:

bear you can't have it both ways. You can't criticize me for "personal insults" and then go and insult me by saying shit like "popo's autism" and referring to me as a "retard". You're clearly the hypocrite here. BTW I don't understand how its acceptable to use the word "autism" as a way to disparage someone.

For the most part my insults are all game related and not on a personal level. Again, I'm not the one calling someone a "self loathing idiot" and tossing out the r-word left and right.

I've stayed away from the JM related talk because frankly its absolute nonsense. bear, do you honestly think GXL/RGB is a super serious esports lan event? Holy fuck wake up. Its a social gaming event with a bunch of pug friend teams. There's no real fucking prize for winning. b4nny isn't flying out to do battle. Everyone who attended those LANs had nothing but positive things to say about meeting/hanging out with John. You can search the thread and read all the comments if you'd like. John's team at the event were either mu's friends or former teammates.

This sick obsession you all have with John is just that, sick. He doesn't post on the forums (he's been banned since 2014ish?) and he doesn't play PUGs anymore because his ping sucks. Literally your only interactions with him would have to be on Steam chat or in-game chat during an ESEA match.

His only crime is playing ESEA with me. Neither of us has the time to play this game regularly. Especially given that scrim time falls between 9:30 and 11 eastern. Throughout the past 3 seasons our weekly hours were never over 5-6 hours per week (10-12 hours every two weeks). Most of that playtime would be on the weekend. Its effectively impossible to find teammates in higher divisions who are OK with not playing regularly.

I jokingly refer to myself as a pubber because that is a majority of my game play. My past teams did not scrim, I do not play PUGs, and I don't play MGE/DM. We can run the numbers and calculate that most of my time is spent playing Valve Casual PUB matchmaking. I am a pubber.

I have 12.8 hours of TF2 played in the past two weeks (averages to 6.4 hours a week). I've played 4 scrims, roughly 2 hours of gameplay in that period. Meaning 10.8 hours of my playtime is just pubbing (84%).

John has 9.8 hours of TF2 played in the last two weeks. Same shit.

He plays TF2 with John Milter! They're the same person! That's essentially what you're saying.
Now do a combo comparison for zilly and John Milter. zilly might be Caspian too.

Again outside of resurrecting the man himself and playing simultaneously I can't provide you with much else to satisfy your delusion.

Back when I played we mostly used tf2logs.com. Sadly that site is gone.

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