You know, I always say to my scouts after scrims in life you’re either the toilet seat scout or you’re the toilet bowl scout. You’re either getting sat on or shat on. And when I read this top 5 today I realized that clockwork is a toilet seat guy, and banny is a toilet bowl guy. Clockwork is sturdy and reliable like a toilet seat, not many sit on their toilet and expect it to collapse or fail them. Zoomers try to downplay him but like any toilet seat he won’t be down forever, sometimes he needs to be picked up. And banny is the guy who we on teamfortress dot tv a have decided is going to be the thing we dump all of our shit and problems into… but he can take it.

Give me a toilet bowl scout over a toilet seat scout any day.

slams desk
No, fuck you. I'm up in 9.
WE'RE PLAYING LIKE FUCKING RETARDS.
Every fuckin' night I have to deal with this fuckin' shit. I'm getting sick of it, put your fucking shit together so I don't have to tilt.
I will relax when we play well.
FINE WHATEVER, LET'S JUST FUCKING PLAY! Let's just fucking play
Who the fuck you think you're talking to ******?
You ain't my fuckin' dad, you're not my mom, and you're not my fucking teacher...
Fucking tell me not to raise my voice at you, don't know who the fuck you think you are...

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.