So it's kinda like obama was the internet.

That's a fucking nightmare

ksh0t has now been placed on the blacklist for both words "shot" and "Obama" in the same sentance.

Fuck, now i'm blacklisted too.

i once dreamt that someone picked me up and put me in a box once
and i was just stuck there until i woke up

why would someone do such a horrible thing

http://i.imgur.com/q4BJ1Dk.png

me and and a few friends were surfing on a giant stingray through a river of lava and some of them didn't make it, there were a few "stages". Everything was completely normal for me.
It was a few weeks ago, i've been having a lot of weird dreams/nightmares lately.

Yesterday I had a dream I was sitting on a couch next to my girlfriend and then her ex came in the room and started making out with her while I just sat there completely still. Then I walked outside and the entire landscape was covered in ice and the sun was exceptionally bright.

okay so basically im in 2 places at once, one me is running through a house with about a billion layers being chased by ghostface from scream trying to find the bathroom because I have to take the worst piss. The other me is watching looking at the whole thing as if i was looking into one of those dollhouses that opens up and you can see all the floors, but I have no way of contacting myself to guide myself to the bathroom/evade ghostface, so im forced to simultaneously watch from a 1st and 3rd person perspective and theres nothin i can do except hope that i find the bathroom soon. Also the third person me can see the bathroom and hear my best friend at the time urinating while breathing a huge sigh of relief.

Weirdest thing: woke up to a clean bed and no need to piss wtf

also i was like 5 when this happened my parents let me watch scary movies whenever i wanted so i have a lot of nightmares i cant really remember all too well but this one has always stuck out.

That's not a dream, it's a vision of the empty yet promising future you'll have by dedicating yourself TO THE TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

I had to go to the bathroom in my dream....just so happens I had to irl too -.-

http://i.imgur.com/HSxE9Bq.jpg?1

bout sums it up

Ghost rider and his ghost riding buddies show up at my grandparents's house for no fucking reason

some really inexpensive dorm building in my school reaches all the way up into the clouds and is actually a deathtrap for those poor students, also randomized floors n shit

it's original enough i'm probably gonna write a story about it

The day after the ESEA lan I had a dream I was the 7th player on HRG and when we won the lan we all danced in a circle around the president of the EU singing gay bar by electric six. The lan was in the white house as well

I must hone my balls by recommitting myself to 60 hours a week under a waterfall

A lot of my dreams involve me having sex with previous girlfriends

I think I have problems

i think the weirdest dream i had was when i was on earth but i was the only living thing on the planet. well, in terms of humans, animals, bugs, etc. the entire planet was nothing by grassy plains except this one area on the other side of the hill i was on. i went to the house and looked inside of the windows but it was pitch black as if sunlight didn't go through windows. it had a backyard and a swimming pool full of clean water (only water on the planet). i looked into the water and saw nothing and then i woke up.

i guess i'm a vampire :<

a lot of my dreams revolve around me being in various films/TV shows, often Game of Thrones and Donnie Darko. they're pretty fun, all told.

had a dream recently where there was a flash flood in my room and it filled up with water in seconds and that my friend was addicted to cocaine and it was my fault somehow.

I used to have nightmares when i was little where i was pinned to one of those wheels you spin and there was an over sized chucky doll... fucking worst weeks of my life

i dreamed once that i was a pokemon trainer and i catched the gangnam style dude
it was awesome

goddamnit i thought i was the only one with chucky nightmares

When I was 5, I had a dream that I was walking down a pier (Dun Laoghaire for those of you who are Irish) and by the time I walked to the end of it, it somehow became flooded. So I had to swim back which is a km back or more. The problem was that there were cobras scattered across the water. So I had to swim through, dodging bites from these nasty snakes. Eventually, as I was looking backwards at a snake I just dodged, I looked in front of myself and noticed a snake in front of me about to bite me. Suddenly I woke up.

Another time when I was 5, I had a dream that Eagles were giant and humans were small. A giant bald eagle was flying me to his babies to eat. Fun times

'MURICA

this was pretty much the only dream i could remember because it was so distinct. i think i was doing acid at the time.

i dreamt that hitler and i were playing in a 2v2 water polo tournament. he wasnt a nazi anymore so it was ok. it was the finals and we were up against brad and margaret thatcher. for some reason brad kept on saying "oOoOoOo he's dead alot". it was tied 4-4 and i thought hitler was about to do the nazi salute, but i ran over to him in tears yelling "h-hitler-kun! dont do this. onegai!" he turned to me and whispered "dont worry, i got this" and we kissed. in the end he wasnt doing the nazi salute, but rather he was readying himself for a spike. he got the ball in and we won. after, we celebrated and made out. brad started crying "i rather be shit in tf2 than this". margaret thatcher suddenly had a heart attack. she was rushed to the hospital and we were all worried. brad stood by his aunt's side and cried some more. he decided to pull her plug so that she wouldnt suffer anymore (wut, its a heart attack). everything started to flash and i ended up in transformer 2 for some reason. im not sure if this was in the director's cut or not, but i ended up watching a hentai of megatron raping starscream in f-22 mode. apparently this took place before 9/11 and both decepticons were on their way to the world trade center. but zero4 the quake player airshotted both of them down and everyone was saved. like in the movie, they dropped megatron in the ocean (didnt they also drop osama bin laden in the ocean too?) thats when i realized that megatron is osama bin laden.

when i woked up, my pants were drenched in semen.

It's the same dream (nightmare?) that I always think is real....It is final exam week and I haven't been to my math class in months! Final exam is tomorrow!

"Oh my god...I have to talk to my teacher and figure out what the fuck am I going to do!?!?"

...and I wake up.

I dreamed of winning ESEA LAN s14

I'm in this stereotypical fairy tale cottage thing in the countryside, the inside of which is a combination of my grandparents' house and my friend's house. A hench twenty-something dude in a bobble hat and a dozen or so 5-year-olds charge in and ransack the house looking for me. I sneak by them once they're all in, I'm about to leave via the front door when they spot me. They all begin chasing. The front garden of the cottage thing is steeply sloped (with the house at the bottom of the slope). I run up the slope, but the children and the muscly dude stop chasing, and simply walk instead. A pair of the kids are having a conversation about hemispheres or something. A bottomless abyss is at the top of the slope, which I guess is why they stopped chasing. I do an impossibly far jump over the abyss, the kids and big dude fall into the abyss behind me and a random polar bear comes and attacks me, since Antarctica was on the other side of the abyss.

I'm in a church/monastery/thing, a bunch of monks are there too (come to think of it, the monks looked just like the ones from this ad). Creepy aliens come - they are fully naked, pale white and have an upwards angled spike protruding from their chins, but have no genitals or facial features. They hypnotise/mind-control/brainwash the monk people to begin frantically mutilating themselves using whatever they can find (I remember one using a kunai and another using a spiky chain). Some begin to chase me and run away up some stairs.

Zombie apocalypse with characters from the Orwell book Animal Farm.

Hunger Game(r)s in a giant underwater plastic bubble with ESEA Invite players fighting using the weaps their ingame classes use. Tyrone wins, somehow.

I am being led up some stone stairs by Dumbledore. The stairs are attached to the outside of a castle spire, which is so high up the ground is barely visible. It's very windy so I'm clinging onto the banister for fear of falling. Dumbledore begins to deliver some long-winder soliloquy. I think "fuck, this is boring" and check the YouTube comments to see whether someone has posted when the soliloquy ends (just like how on TF2 cast vids, people normally comment when matches start and when pauses end and such), there is one such comment (it says 3:55), I click it and it skips to Dumbledore opening some doors for me to enter the castle. I meet a ginger girl and start to play NSMB on my DS.

Hunger Game(r)s in a giant underwater plastic bubble with ESEA Invite players fighting using the weaps their ingame classes use. Tyrone wins, somehow.

My favorite one thus far