Totlesstonedchinamandoes anyone here pee at the sides of the toilet so it doesn't make noises?
I was kinda drunk at this party one time, and when i got up to get another beer I could feel this monster pee waiting to escape. I ran to the bathroom and tried to pee on the side but being drunk i hit the rim a couple times. So I squated over the toilet still facing forward untill I finished, cleaned the rim, and flushed. But when i turned around I realized I left the door open and these people were watching me.
I still hear them laughing in my nightmares
Somebody once saw me pooping backwards on the toilet, like, arms on the tank. They asked why, but i had already passed out.
No fucks given about that night.
[quote=Totles][quote=stonedchinaman]does anyone here pee at the sides of the toilet so it doesn't make noises?[/quote]
I was kinda drunk at this party one time, and when i got up to get another beer I could feel this monster pee waiting to escape. I ran to the bathroom and tried to pee on the side but being drunk i hit the rim a couple times. So I squated over the toilet still facing forward untill I finished, cleaned the rim, and flushed. But when i turned around I realized I left the door open and these people were watching me.
I still hear them laughing in my nightmares[/quote]
Somebody once saw me pooping backwards on the toilet, like, arms on the tank. They asked why, but i had already passed out.
No fucks given about that night.
DrPloxoTotlesstonedchinamandoes anyone here pee at the sides of the toilet so it doesn't make noises?
I was kinda drunk at this party one time, and when i got up to get another beer I could feel this monster pee waiting to escape. I ran to the bathroom and tried to pee on the side but being drunk i hit the rim a couple times. So I squated over the toilet still facing forward untill I finished, cleaned the rim, and flushed. But when i turned around I realized I left the door open and these people were watching me.
I still hear them laughing in my nightmares
Somebody once saw me pooping backwards on the toilet, like, arms on the tank. They asked why, but i had already passed out.
No fucks given about that night.
that's called the AC Slater
[quote=DrPloxo][quote=Totles][quote=stonedchinaman]does anyone here pee at the sides of the toilet so it doesn't make noises?[/quote]
I was kinda drunk at this party one time, and when i got up to get another beer I could feel this monster pee waiting to escape. I ran to the bathroom and tried to pee on the side but being drunk i hit the rim a couple times. So I squated over the toilet still facing forward untill I finished, cleaned the rim, and flushed. But when i turned around I realized I left the door open and these people were watching me.
I still hear them laughing in my nightmares[/quote]
Somebody once saw me pooping backwards on the toilet, like, arms on the tank. They asked why, but i had already passed out.
No fucks given about that night.[/quote]
that's called the AC Slater
I didn't realize Canadians could be so hostile
I didn't realize Canadians could be so hostile
cheeseburgersI didn't realize Canadians could be so hostile
We are slowly learning how from our southern neighbours, sorry.
[quote=cheeseburgers]I didn't realize Canadians could be so hostile[/quote]
We are slowly learning how from our southern neighbours, sorry.