Just some of mine, they're shit though, so no big deal.

"airfucked 101"
"ravioli ravioli great barrier reef"
"i love gay men"
"that just made my nipples pucker"

Kappa

cp_de_stroyed_v3_pl_de_nied_5stroyed_a3_b4_beta_koth_nuclues_highlander_ugc

/t

I will make you cum so hard it will ruin your life

I'll straight eat the back half a goat while the front half still breathin' motherfucker

fixed for you, should help at mids

My binds are all inner circle jokes no-one gets.

You should all care and give me attention.

buttmangled

This is my fetish.

Mine:
alias facesay1 "say I'm going to cut off your face, boil it with a side of vegetables, feed it to a pig,; bind j facesay2"
alias facesay2 "say have it poop it out as a fetus, and paste that as your new face.; bind j facesay1"
bind j facesay1

I swear my sister said that once.

1:54 am, crying over the john galt speech

.ss

y u 2 e z ?

<コ:彡

:I

gg was portal to narnia

YOU'VE JUST BEEN KILLED BY AN INCESTUAL POLYGAMIST

YOU GOT FUCKED HARDER THAN MY DADS GIVE IT TO MY AUNT-STEP DAUGHTER-GRANDMA-COUSIN ONCE REMOVED

I FUCK MY SISTERS HARDER THAN THAT

etc. Self deprecating is the only way I roll.

say i just want to play a normal fuckign game with no gujys who saing gay to me and shut up and shut the fuck up to me

say god forbid i get meleed from melee range, no we have to be playing tf2 the game with the worst fuckign netcode on the planet

(DEAD) (TEAM) JCONNOR: *********UBERCHARGE DEPLOYED********

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

why caps lock?

@_@

*

Nice dick.

Shiny Dentist : Yeah binds are pretty much diagnostic for environmentally-induced autism

http://pastebin.com/z5dYAHBb
774 binds some are good some are bad

It's not mine, but I love Dave_ 's "minority_down"

I am here for dislikes.

im gay

http://pastebin.com/33h0nj0B

wheelchair_down

anyone else that uses it is an imposter