Hello, friendly Team Fortress 2 players. My name is Mojo, and I have stayed in the shadows for a long time.

I am permanently leaving the Internet, and there is a serious matter related to Team Fortress Two that I must take care of before I may go.

Mods and browsers alike, you will have to excuse my etiquette. I am not sure if this is the proper area to post such a topic, but I no longer care.

I no longer have time for these games.

Have you read the manga Death Note? I relate to that manga. I also speak some nihoonngo, but that's beside the point.

Ask me anything, and I will deliver a precise answer to the best of my ability. Feel free to browse my Steam Account, or TF2 lobby, or whatever it is kids are using these days, in order to verify my validity. Please do understand that my memory is not like a computer. Some facts may be "incorrect," but they are the answers that I hold, and you will have to trust them.

And please do be patient; time is valuable, and I would hate to waste yours or mine.

Thank you.