i said they beat my comp with a hammer, not me, u dummy, selective memory faggot aussie fat boy, i also didn't want to play a season where I was on the bottom end of open with a 34 year old father who never showed up

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fatboy

http://i.imgur.com/zJD1WrK.gif

thats how I feel about this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laS1zjgOSJY&ab_channel=NeonTf

this is only more evidence of neon's raw dm capability

You may not like neon, but I'll have you know this also. He is not nearly as horrendous of a person as you make him out to be.

I remember as a child when I was climbing Mt. Everest, diligently going against all odds to become the youngest climber of the mountain in history. I became an outcast from society as a result of what people thought was my arrogance and overconfidence. It was then when I slipped from a cliiff close to the peak 28,000 feet above sea level, and miraculously wound up stuck in an icy valley between two neighboring peaks, too slippery to climb. I felt myself blacking out not only from the blow I took as a young boy falling such a great distance, though strangely blessed at the same time that I fell in a way that my clothes could cushion myself sufficiently to survive.

It was then that I felt like the biggest failure in life, that I was hopeless. There I was half-dead at the trough of an ice-cold mountain, several thousand feet away from fellow climbers, miles away from anyone who cared. I wanted to die.

But then a great shimmering light appeared before my eyes as I started to fade and I felt caring, loving arms pick me up as I slipped out from consciousness. I could faintly hear a soothing voice, reassuring me: "I can out DM Marxist."
When I woke up in the hospital the next day I only had the fleeting image of a gamer perfectly airshotting a TFTV caster, but the kindly person to be seen was nowhere to be seen. However a note was left in his wake: Never give up. REMOVE KEBAB. from neon

I had more motivation than anyone from that day forward. It was neon who gave me a reason to live after all, and so this is why I truly believe you should all, as a community, try to understand this charming individual more and more. He may have his faults, but he is in all an amazing person. Thank you neon for everything.

i missed some solid open drama

FINE LET"S JUST SHIT TALK ME AND NEON

That interp though lmao

neon charmongoloid

Your comment is quite the cringe good sir!

You may be smart friend, but your inability to approach this forum with more understanding suggest otherwise!

You clearly don't come here very often, and most definitely don't attempt to understand the possible psychological uses (Cough Jungian psychology Cough) of things like this, albeit, jumbled and using a prose that's a bit harder to digest.

sry, neon and i

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not the hardest metal known to man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bXUGQ8jvQU

he shittalked a poor ugc player who wandered into pugme

sorry fam i had to be honest

http://i.imgur.com/4OpRJSU.gif

https://youtu.be/yona_iUSh6U?t=1340

ur old

lock this shitfest

why is your esea experience not showing your IM team "logic something"?

adamant about his ability to perform auto fellatio

Are u saying you wouldn't want to suck yourself off
I'm p sure itd feel 10x better than just jerking it

I've been a Furry for 10 years now and want to stop. The problem is that the group of furs that I hang out with don't like me now and if I took my fursuit off, they would probably beat me up and kill me. My last boyfriend (a cute b/w wolf) gave me herpes on my ass and now I have a hard time taking a shit. Sometimes I have to take an Ex-lax so my shit will come out easy.
I've never had sex with a girl, because I don't know how to pick them up. That's why I turned Furry. But now I'm just tired of guys ripping my ass when they don't use lubrication. I've had to get stitches three times. I went out with a fox last night who said he only gives, he doesn't receive, so I had to suck his dick and he made me swallow or he would kick my ass.

have u ever came on ur own face

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same