TF2 ISLAND

#1

vile

4 Frags – +

OKAY, SO YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND AND THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THIS ISLAND IS TEAMFORTRESS.TV REGULARS.

THERE WILL BE DIFFERENT TRIBES. YOU WILL PROBABLY FIGHT FOR FOOD, TERRITORY AND WOMEN (BECAUSE THIS IS TF2 AND WOMEN ARE SCARCE). WHO WILL BE IN YOUR TRIBE AND WHY? WHO WILL YOU TRY TO KILL AND WHY? YOU ARE THE LEADER OF YOUR OWN TRIBE. MEMBERS OF YOUR TRIBE WILL ALWAYS BE LOYAL TO YOU. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE 4 OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR TRIBE TO START WITH. REMEMBER TO THINK ABOUT WHAT KIND OF SKILLS THESE PEOPLE CAN UTILIZE. YOUR TRIBE CAN GROW. YOU CAN DEFEAT OTHER TRIBES AND HAVE THEIR TRIBESMEN JOIN YOU.

THERE WILL BE NO COMPUTERS, CELLPHONES, TV, ETC. YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE LIFE SKILLS THAT YOU CURRENTLY HAVE. WHAT IS ON THE ISLAND? IDK. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE. GO! OH, AND YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ISLAND.

AND DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN NAME YOUR TRIBE (IF YOU WANT). YOU CAN ALSO TELL STORIES ABOUT POSSIBLE SCENARIOS.

- Goldy - He lives in Hawaii so he has ESEA-Island experience.
- Blinky - He's RIPPED and he looks like Lord Voldemort. Hell yeah! Evil-looking AND fit! He will hunt shit and intimidate opposing tribes with not just his muscular body!
- Cyzer - Dude's huge plus he's Indian. Muscle & brains!
- Hooli - He will teach us how to awkwardly pick up women as this will be a necessary skill on TF2 ISLAND.

OKAY, SO YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND AND THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THIS ISLAND IS TEAMFORTRESS.TV REGULARS.

THERE WILL BE DIFFERENT TRIBES. YOU WILL PROBABLY FIGHT FOR FOOD, TERRITORY AND WOMEN (BECAUSE THIS IS TF2 AND WOMEN ARE SCARCE). WHO WILL BE IN YOUR TRIBE AND WHY? [b]WHO WILL YOU TRY TO KILL AND WHY?[/b] YOU ARE THE LEADER OF YOUR OWN TRIBE. MEMBERS OF YOUR TRIBE WILL ALWAYS BE LOYAL TO YOU. YOU CAN ONLY HAVE [u][b]4[/b][/u] OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR TRIBE TO START WITH. REMEMBER TO THINK ABOUT WHAT KIND OF SKILLS THESE PEOPLE CAN UTILIZE. YOUR TRIBE CAN GROW. YOU CAN DEFEAT OTHER TRIBES AND HAVE THEIR TRIBESMEN JOIN YOU.

THERE WILL BE NO COMPUTERS, CELLPHONES, TV, ETC. YOU WILL HAVE ALL THE LIFE SKILLS THAT YOU CURRENTLY HAVE. WHAT IS ON THE ISLAND? IDK. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE. GO! OH, AND YOU CANNOT LEAVE THE ISLAND.

AND DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN NAME YOUR TRIBE (IF YOU WANT). YOU CAN ALSO TELL STORIES ABOUT POSSIBLE SCENARIOS.

- Goldy - He lives in Hawaii so he has ESEA-Island experience.
- Blinky - He's RIPPED and he looks like Lord Voldemort. Hell yeah! Evil-looking AND fit! He will hunt shit and intimidate opposing tribes with not just his muscular body!
- Cyzer - Dude's huge plus he's Indian. Muscle & brains!
- Hooli - He will teach us how to awkwardly pick up women as this will be a necessary skill on TF2 ISLAND.

#2

verto

29 Frags – +

I can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.

I can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.

#3

vile

-5 Frags – +

vertoI can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.

YOU FORGOT TO SAY WHY.

[quote=verto]I can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.[/quote]

YOU FORGOT TO SAY WHY.

#4

verto

11 Frags – +

vilevertoI can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.
YOU FORGOT TO SAY WHY.

Because, you're vile

[quote=vile][quote=verto]I can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.[/quote]

YOU FORGOT TO SAY WHY.[/quote]

Because, you're [i]vile[/i]

#5

vile

2 Frags – +

vertovilevertoI can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.
YOU FORGOT TO SAY WHY.
Because, you're vile

But you're going to attempt this....... ALONE? At least have LtCrumpet in your tribe because he will probably go after me too.

[quote=verto][quote=vile][quote=verto]I can try and kill anyone, eh?

I would like to kill you.[/quote]

YOU FORGOT TO SAY WHY.[/quote]

Because, you're [i]vile[/i][/quote]

But you're going to attempt this....... [b][i][u]ALONE[/u][/i][/b]? At least have LtCrumpet in your tribe because he will probably go after me too.

#6

Fox

9 Frags – +

i would grow the heck out of things

edit: why would you fight with anyone in a survival situation
there's always bound to be a way to survive together, especially on an island

you lower your chances of survival by picking fights :V

i would grow the heck out of things
[b]
edit: [/b]why would you fight with anyone in a survival situation
there's always bound to be a way to survive together, especially on an island

you lower your chances of survival by picking fights :V

#7

zigzter

20 Frags – +

My tribe would be Slin and his roommates.

#8

vile

6 Frags – +

Foxi would grow the heck out of things

edit: why would you fight with anyone in a survival situation
there's always bound to be a way to survive together, especially on an island

you lower your chances of survival by picking fights :V

FOOD IS SCARCE AND SO IS WOMEN.

[quote=Fox]i would grow the heck out of things
[b]
edit: [/b]why would you fight with anyone in a survival situation
there's always bound to be a way to survive together, especially on an island

you lower your chances of survival by picking fights :V[/quote]

FOOD IS SCARCE AND SO IS WOMEN.

#9

LKincheloe

1 Frags – +

If there's one thing that HvZ has taught me, is that being in a group in a survival situation is a death wish early on.

#10

Ragor

7 Frags – +

*

#11

crumpet

24 Frags – +

I'd murder you for making this thread
goddamn, there is a website for shit like this its called gaia online

#12

Fox

1 Frags – +

i think the more important issues would be where to get drinkable water and shelter first~

#13

Moolkey

-20 Frags – +

crumpetI'd murder you for making this thread
goddamn, there is a website for shit like this its called gaia online

There is a website for comments like this, it's called 4chan.

[quote=crumpet]I'd murder you for making this thread
goddamn, there is a website for shit like this its called gaia online[/quote]

There is a website for comments like this, it's called 4chan.

#14

L-block

14 Frags – +

I'd probably just kill myself.

That or rule over the island with klare and stultus as my concubines

I'd probably just kill myself.

That or rule over the island with klare and stultus as my concubines

#15

bl4nk

12 Frags – +

i lived on guam. ezezez

#16

boomer

29 Frags – +

yz50, rick, zakirll, blindtalent

we trade our huge crops of marijuana for basic living supplies.
we spend the rest of our time with basic whale activies (mating, feeding, etc)

Islandwhales

yz50, rick, zakirll, blindtalent

we trade our huge crops of marijuana for basic living supplies.
we spend the rest of our time with basic whale activies (mating, feeding, etc)

Islandwhales

#17

BeeKay

0 Frags – +

I'd team up with someone smaller and we'll just hide

#18

OOVOOV

61 Frags – +

id pick harb because he has no need for women

#19

Not_Matlock

3 Frags – +

Lone wolf it.

I die as I live. Lonely and pathetic.

Lone wolf it.

I die as I live. Lonely and pathetic.

#20

2sy_morphiend

-7 Frags – +

jackal cody chimpfeet and riot

We allow chimp feet and jackal to freely roam the woods killing things and bringing food back to our camp that we built ironically while we feast on our large supply of mcribs.

jackal cody chimpfeet and riot

We allow chimp feet and jackal to freely roam the woods killing things and bringing food back to our camp that we built ironically while we feast on our large supply of mcribs.

#21

thrasher

40 Frags – +

I drown myself. A much better fate than living the rest of my life with members of the TF2 community.

#22

Rick

25 Frags – +

i would ride the dolphins to civilization

#23

kirby

-3 Frags – +

I would kill Disengage because he's WEAK. yeah, I said it, David.

Tone-Pot, Memph, and Ska would be my main squeezes though.

I would kill Disengage because he's WEAK. yeah, I said it, David.

Tone-Pot, Memph, and Ska would be my main squeezes though.

#24

reselect

-7 Frags – +

Ricki would ride the ~~dolphins~~octopuses to civilization

[quote=Rick]i would ride the [s]dolphins[/s]octopuses to civilization[/quote]

#25

mustardoverlord

-5 Frags – +

i wouldnt need a fuckin tribe id run off into the brush and start strangling bunnies with my bare hands

#26

Applesauz

3 Frags – +

I'd build a boat. I'd trade rides back to civilization for supplies needed for the trip back to the internet

I may also try to start some sort of Island Illuminati

I'd build a boat. I'd trade rides back to civilization for supplies needed for the trip back to the internet

I may also try to start some sort of Island Illuminati

#27

DrPloxo

-3 Frags – +

L-blockI'd probably just kill myself.

Second.

[quote=L-block]I'd probably just kill myself.[/quote]
Second.

#28

VickM

10 Frags – +

I'd follow around Mustard and steal his bunnies.

#29

aim-

-7 Frags – +

I would just log off the computer and go outside.

#30

Killing

36 Frags – +

Damn, I'm gonna be the first to get killed