“I would estimate that it's slightly less addictive than crack cocaine.”
– Destructoid

waiting on fox to post with highest score ever.

here's my review after playing it for nearly 2 hours:

100 minute playtime review

So, I just got done playing this game after a recommendation on tf2.tv told me to play it. This game is definitely not for anyone who is impatient! I love old retro coin-eater arcade games, and this is one of the better ones that have come out in a long time, and it's free! There are only three enemies in this game, although they each have a 'raged' form if you don't kill them before they get into the fire. This game is different from other games of this genre (like Mario Bros.) in which you don't gain any points from killing enemies, but you gain points from collecting the various weapon crates that spawn each time you pick up a new weapon. I had a ton of fun on the normal difficulty, but when I unlocked the hard-mode for each stage, it became a frustrating cluster-fuck of neverending spawning enemies which I felt ended up in the player relying too much on luck (for chest spawns and enemy spawns).

I can't imagine very hard..

Give it a shot!!

my stats after the 100 minutes (probably easy to beat, i got raped on that yellow stage):
http://imgur.com/a/6ccdQ

those floating skulls are the biggest assholes i've ever encountered since medusa heads in castlevania

also crocodile is top-tier

edit: in the screenshots, x__ is the amount of times i played the stage, the numbers below it is my high score for each stage (i wasn't able to unlock very hard lol) and on the enemies screen the top row represents kills and the bottom row represents deaths

Been addicted to this game mainly cause I'm bad, I always try so hard to get 100 crates on the first level but I can't even break 50 :(

Oh man it's on steam now. I weaned myself off of this game a few months ago and now I get to track stats. Why me.

btw please stream this game truktruk. :D