broke left wrist longboarding, they had to fix it surgically.
now i have a scar on my wrist and people think i cut because of it

A kneecap put back in place after I crashed my bike- had about 20 stitches. Would not recommend looking at your own knee when you can see your cartilage and kneecap.

Probably not as scary but fairly close, in January 2015 i slipped on ice out side and my left kneecap dislocated suddenly and that was a very scary sight on my end and extremely painful.

I've broken five bones in my life, two of them required surgery. Broke my arm riding my bike when I was a little lad and that required two surgeries, one to set the two pins in, the other to remove a pin when it got infected. I also broke my collarbone snowboarding and that required a surgery to set, have a plate in my right collarbone now.

Also have had an appendectomy.

I've only had surgeries in my mouth so far. I had to have 4 of my premolars taken out as well as all my wisdom teeth because my jaw was too small to accommodate everything, so I'm missing 8 teeth of a normal set.

The worst was when one of my upper canines was coming in sideways and was going to collide with the roots of my incisors so I had to get surgery to place a metal ring and chain around the canine and manually move it to the right spot over time using my braces. Having a ton of stitches in my mouth plus every month I'd have to get the chain tightened which pretty much rendered me unable to eat from the pain. I'm still missing some gum from the surgery but my orthodontist claims it's some of the best work he's done.

wisdom teeth & I broke my front teeth out on a curb when falling off my bike in 3rd grade - they're both giant crowns/root canals

Yeah believe it or not I had that when I was 9. Luckily I didn't have to get surgery it just sorta worked itself out. Damn that hurt incredibly bad

Ruptured appendix about 4 years ago, hospital I was at was pretty shit but the surgery itself was fine. Later had a complication but nothing too serious.

I once bit my lip really hard and it swelled up. I then bit it again the next day in the same spot because it was so swollen. And then again the day after that. It healed over a spit gland and I had a massive growth in my mouth for like 2 months before I realized that it wasn't going away and having to chew using one side of my mouth kinda sucked (that sucker stuck straight between my teeth so bit it a few more times after that). Had laser surgery to cut it out that only took like 15 minutes or something.

Also my sister and I thought it would be a great idea to pull me around on a blanket on a polished wood floor next to a table with sharp-arse corners when we were kids. I slipped and hit my chin on the corner. Mother was not happy after that hospital trip. Only required those tiny sticker things and not full blown stitches though.

Also holy fuck the number of guys on tf.tv who're missing balls or have had testicular complications is alarming.

Yeah it was not cool- I got lucky though. My kneecap wasn't shattered or fractured at all.

tubes in ears (too young to remember), shattered nose, a few stomach/ gi surgeries, among smaller procedures

also had to have a skin biopsy, which is worse than all of those other things. it's like a mini stump remover that just takes a hole out of your skin, which is not okay

Ran into a chair when I was five and sliced my eyebrow open, had a few stiches. Probably going to have surgery for carpal tunnel at some point next year.

broke into my own house through an already broken window, sliced my elbow open on some glass(right on the funny bone), only had to get 4-5 stitches.

brain tumor stage 1, nothing srs right now gotta check every year to see if it will grow back

Got this thing put in my arm just over two years ago after I broke it playing hockey. (picture only shows 6/7 screws in my arm)

http://i.imgur.com/W1IOv1D.jpg

Just got my impacted molar taken out this morning. Got some pretty sweet drugs. Thank you Overwatch.

broke my hand once and had surgery to put

http://puu.sh/lqRav/c1cc52272a.png

inside my hand

Luckily I've never had to have a surgery have had several casts though

But broke both of my wrists exactly one year to the day apart from one another
Fractured my lower back
Broke my right thumb
Broky my left middle finger
Dislocated my left knee
And was extremely close to breaking my right ankle

I got 3 metal plates and a fuckload of screws in my left arm.

i cut my thumb one time trying to cut open one of those pokemon bouncing balls.. really wanted to get the blastoise out of it. had to get stitches lol. Also when i was 10 years old i fell off the counter of my kitchen and had my knee impale into a drawer handle.. had to get stitches for that too

Must be your reptilian heritage, trying to develop hemipenes

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when I woke up after a colonoscopy, I was really angry for no reason and told my dad "your parents don't even love you"

That anesthesia fucks with your head.

Got my wisdom teeth out and apparently spent most of the operation trying to sing. "Woke up" halfway back to my parent's car demanding a cheeseburger.

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