can you get drunk off anything that isint beer?
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i got drunk off of weed
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I hear bathing in gasoline will get you fucked up dude!
wine
mixed drinks
whiskey
absinthe
rubbing alcohol
licking those preserved frogs in science class
going out into a cornfield and smashing corn kernels
synthesize it in a lab
antifreeze
straight fucking gasoline
kill a homeless person and bury them and come back five years later and crack open the bones and eat the bone marrow of their liquor soaked bodies
beer
mixed drinks
whiskey
absinthe
rubbing alcohol
licking those preserved frogs in science class
going out into a cornfield and smashing corn kernels
synthesize it in a lab
antifreeze
straight fucking gasoline
kill a homeless person and bury them and come back five years later and crack open the bones and eat the bone marrow of their liquor soaked bodies
beer
you can get drunk if you hold your breath until you pass out
alternatively you could enslave the human race to power a generator that would create an alternate universe where people sweat alcohol and go to that universe and lick people at the gym