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NFL SUNDAY
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#31
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RAYvens?!?! REALLY surprised the Pats lost...

RAYvens?!?! REALLY surprised the Pats lost...
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#32
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Getting rid of cameron was the smartest move...

go ravens

Getting rid of cameron was the smartest move...

go ravens
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#33
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Ray Lewis is literally a murderer

Ray Lewis is literally a murderer
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#34
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Free pizza from papa john's for guessing the super bowl coin toss.
Can enter up to FOUR times per address.

Free pizza from papa john's for guessing the super bowl coin toss.
Can enter up to [b]FOUR[b][b][/b] times per address.
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#35
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with ray being one of the greatest of all times, i don't see how you wouldn't want him to end his career with another bowl win.

with ray being one of the greatest of all times, i don't see how you wouldn't want him to end his career with another bowl win.
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#36
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^
Hmm....I know why...

BECAUSE HE KILLED SOMEONE IN 2000

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Hmm....I know why...

BECAUSE HE KILLED SOMEONE IN 2000
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#37
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No he didnt.

Ray's 2 friends were attacked by the 2 who ended up dead and Ray's friends killed them in self-defense.

Ray's only crime (and it was a stupid one, but hardly murder) is that Ray tried to cover for his friends by hiding evidence in his limo (the bloody suit etc).

During the trial, it was determined that Ray's friends acted in self-defense and they didnt go to jail. Ray was cut a deal for his hiding of evidence because he was cooperative.

No he didnt.

Ray's 2 friends were attacked by the 2 who ended up dead and Ray's friends killed them in self-defense.

Ray's only crime (and it was a stupid one, but hardly murder) is that Ray tried to cover for his friends by hiding evidence in his limo (the bloody suit etc).

During the trial, it was determined that Ray's friends acted in self-defense and they didnt go to jail. Ray was cut a deal for his hiding of evidence because he was cooperative.
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#38
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Nah

Nah
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#39
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go fuck a dog

go fuck a dog
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#40
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http://i.imgur.com/IbFMJ.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IbFMJ.jpg[/img]
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#41
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http://i.imgur.com/bX5YtmN.png

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#42
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http://i.imgur.com/8v1uT8M.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/8v1uT8M.jpg[/img]
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#43
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Seriously though fuck joe flacco

Seriously though fuck joe flacco
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#44
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http://i.imgur.com/qN2tzsF.jpg

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#45
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you did not just put an x through sexy rexy

you did not just put an x through sexy rexy
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#46
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Ggglygy: nfl is controlled by the jews
Ggglygy: harbowl
Ggglygy: what is the odds

Ggglygy: nfl is controlled by the jews
Ggglygy: harbowl
Ggglygy: what is the odds
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#47
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http://i.imgur.com/Kgqriql.jpg

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#48
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http://i.imgur.com/MVBv2tB.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/MVBv2tB.jpg[/img]
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#49
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http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/32111330.jpg

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#50
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Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.
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#51
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http://i.imgur.com/7YHaIb9.png

[img]http://i.imgur.com/7YHaIb9.png[/img]
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