Do you have a hardon for me.

My bonzai tree is crap. What the F?

your mge turns me on definatly, i haven't met anyone who can strafe all of my airshots as soldier well done. i think this is where i rate you out of 10 +would bang at the end so 7.99254562/10 would bang

i had a bonzai tree that was green for many months, i think the hardest thing to master is watering the tree correctly and worry less about the grooming.

Would ever you date a black woman?

What is your role in the development and growth of the tf2 community?

Why do you dislike the use of shotgun in mge?

What are your thoughts on the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?

i've been hard for some black girls before, i'd say i prefer white woman but there are a few black girls i like, and tbh girls that have braided hair or long hair that i can brush behind their ear is very cute, and black women lips are amazing.

what is your impression of me

why are you so bad at being bad at being banned

every great story has a protagonist and an antagonist i believe i'm the good guy gone bad like anakin skywalker except i don't have the force and im not interesting in the slightest.

if you've ever played me in mge you wouldn't say that, i infact abuse the shotgun's 85 damage meatshots and love people with tyrone shotty skills.

unless yams are the same thing as sweet potatoes i've never had them but i'm rather fond of sweet potato pie so if there is a yam pie im sure it's delightful.

if i understand correctly you lobby alot and hosted a few that i played in, if you're wondering my thoughts on your gameplay after some consideration then you hit good shots and cleaned up my damage decently but you weren't observant of the other team's scouts and that got me killed sometimes, my first impression was you were complete shit and a troll and shouldn't be allowed to walk the earth, but that's when i was mad.

How much is a strange pipe launcher worth?

can you get me one?

i probably overpayed for mine but it's like 4 keys last i checked.

i can't get you one but if you add me on steam i have a spare refined metal.

Why is your name saltysally1?

how does it feel to be the most hated person in north america

is this the most +frags youve ever gotten in a thread

Why can't you stop posting?

well that's a long story i guess i should tell it, i used to play counter strike source (explains alot of my faggotry) and then my name was Dr.salt, eventually i got really bored of doing the same ominous task in css so i moved to tf2 because the game was so much fun and i seen a few frag movies and i liked to make them in css but i was tons better at tf2, and since i loved editing i decided to make a youtube channel for it, www.youtube.com/saltysally1 and to be consistent i needed to alias the same thing as my youtube so i did and that's that, im a horrible story teller, sorry.

P.S. SHIT PUNCTUATION.

i figure only about 300 people play tf2 competitively because that's how many b4nny got in his stream the other day (peak viewers) and like i said early every great story needs an antagonist.

no, on natf2 i made a post on some kid's girl problem and mentioned stultus and i got +7, but now that i said that yes this is the most and it's definitely the most in 1 thread.

that's like asking why can't you stop being black and ugly LOL. nah i just figure i'd rather post and have my opinion heard instead of being some shut in basement nerd with literally no friends even in the online community.

and an internet girlfriend

That kinda seems like exactly what you are.

Thank you for telling us exactly what you do on a daily basis.

don't derail my thread i want to answer more questions first.

Saltysally: Well, I may be a terrible, unfunny, universally hated member of the community I spend most of my time in, but tragic's FAT! amrite gais?

i didn't say this and i didn't call tragic fat shifty did, please don't derail my thread i want to answer more questions first.

How did you feel in the beginning when you were labeled a "shitlord, faggot, shitposter"?

how thick do you like dem big booty bitches?

saltysally1, you rock. don't ever change.