theres a thread for this today already

I was pretty zoned out when I woke up a couple days ago and just kinda walked straight into a wall
Not the first time it's happened either
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googled google i do it a bunch

I was trying to breed a 31 Atk and Spe IV Aerodactyl in Pokemon Emerald and I didn't know you could check the stat spreads at the house above the Pokemon Center in the Battle Frontier. What I did before, which was extremely inefficient, was just pump Rare Candies (about 95) in a row to get to level 100 and then calculate the stats and I did this with a bunch of Aerodactyls. So I spent a bunch of days trying to get a +20 Speed lvl 5 Jolly Rock Head Aerodactyl when I also didn't know that is the max it can have with a boosting nature (Jolly in this case). It's ok because I now have a max speed with a top percentile stat spreads and am no longer mad or autistic.

I have to repeat this process with Blaziken and Gengar however. But it is much easier knowing I can do an easy stat check.

http://logs.tf/1728551
just now

edit: im child-golfball-mascot

Ay nigga u battle?

dropped a package of paper plates on my foot

then proceeded to get hit in the head with said paper plates after i put them above my fridge

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Reading through this thread and commenting on it....

i killed someone on a minecraft server and got banned

i thought I could reverse into my drive with all my windows fogged up. crashed into fence.

Some random guy in public was like "oh hey Brandon" (my name is Brandon), and I answered back only to realise he was talking to the guy behind me...

when i finished grating some cheese i put it in the freezer

i had no clean underwear and i was too fucking lazy to do laundry, so i decided to just put on random training shorts. I went out to a shopping mall and realized that people were randomly looking at me. i then went to the bathroom and realized that these shorts were kinda transparent. fml

oh god no pls

Buy a used PS Vita without a memory card. Got it now but had to wait a whole night before being able to do anything...

I tried spicing up my regular smoothies with some pineapples. Tasted kinda meh, but the texture was completely messed up.

Pinapple's still good on pizza though.

i woke up in the morning

got a 6 point speeding ticket even though i wasnt doing anything wrong \o/

clearly u were going too fast

I put a candle in the fridge to cool it down since it was almost half liquid, forgot about it, and left it there for like 4 hours.

enough