being fairly young still, I don't have much to contribute but I was playing tag with some friends and I was it and I tripped and landed with the top of my hands perpendicular to the ground and broke one of my wrists.

(this was ~7 years ago when I was 8)

felt awful and I couldn't leave school even though I was clearly in pain. my school hates for students to be absent. needless to say I went to the doctor and went through standard treatment.

Right after seeing Swans live

When I was younger I was bouncing on a Trampoline, I bounced awkwardly and fell off and I hit my head on a Paving Slab. I remember the slab being covered in Blood. Afterwards I had to go to the Hospital where I had my head glued back together. 7 Years later I still have an inch long scar on my head from where I cracked my head open.

900m into a 2k erg test when the lactic acid starts building up in your legs, arms, and stomach

did you not wear earplugs because gira never does

got shot in the head once

Fell from a tree after a branch broke when I was about 15 feet in the air. The branch that broke snapped so there was one sharp piece. As a fell it caught my leg and tore into my skin all the way from the base of my ankle to the top of my thigh. Shit was pretty deep and all up my leg. The worst part was the after math. You know when you have a scab and moving it hurts? This was on my leg so no matter if i was wearing shorts or pants for the next while walking was extremely painful because of the irritated scab. Because it was being irritated it didn't heal as fast as it could have.

i got tackled partway thru a window by an angry schizophrenic named neil

joke's on u we won the 2v2 basketball tournament a week later

story

Nope. How he's not deaf is beyond me.