ThorEatsWormsphobiai prefer hamburgers because tacos are so damn messy
I would like to point out the increased "mess radius" that comes with hamburgers.
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As you can see, hamburgers have TWICE the messy capabilities of a taco and are therefore incredibly difficult to control. These informative graphs come from the NASA™ space food analysis, and have scientifically proven the clutter capabilities of an unbridled hamburger
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as you can see, it is far easier to hold a burger to prevent a mess, while a taco is uncontrollable
edit : the rigid shell is also 99% of the time going to crack and fuck your eating experience, which does not happen to burgers
[quote=ThorEatsWorms][quote=phobia]i prefer hamburgers because tacos are so damn messy[/quote]
I would like to point out the increased "mess radius" that comes with hamburgers.
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As you can see, hamburgers have TWICE the messy capabilities of a taco and are therefore incredibly difficult to control. These informative graphs come from the NASA™ space food analysis, and have scientifically proven the clutter capabilities of an unbridled hamburger[/quote]
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as you can see, it is far easier to hold a burger to prevent a mess, while a taco is uncontrollable
edit : the rigid shell is also 99% of the time going to crack and fuck your eating experience, which does not happen to burgers
ThorEatsWormscrackbabydumpstera taco is also more prone to falling out if handled incorrectly during the eating process due to being made from a shell and not two distinct pieces of bread.
A shell is hardened bread. If anything, its rigid structure provides better grip and stability when going in for the first bite. Sesame seeds on hamburger buns are slipping elements to anyone with less than twelve fingers.
Hardened bread is great up until the moment it splinters and leaves a hole right to the floor for gravity to pull food thru.
crackbabydumpsteryou have to THINK. why is it that NASA wont disclose their donations from Big Taco from last year (or any year, I've asked). what are they hiding?
ThorEatsWormsExcuse me but McDonalds is the largest proponent of hamburgers in the world and they have quite a list of legitimate scandals, not speculations.
macdonalds isnt hamburgers any more than taco bells is tacos, fuck off
crackbabydumpsterfucking nasa sheeple parroting false info. the opening of the taco shell is FAR wider than that of the burger.
ThorEatsWormsI never thought of you as a single-patty kind of guy
please see my post on "the ideal hamburger" here
thx to 31 for graphics and more explanation
[quote=ThorEatsWorms][quote=crackbabydumpster]a taco is also more prone to falling out if handled incorrectly during the eating process due to being made from a shell and not two distinct pieces of bread.[/quote]
A shell is hardened bread. If anything, its rigid structure provides better grip and stability when going in for the first bite. Sesame seeds on hamburger buns are slipping elements to anyone with less than twelve fingers.
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Hardened bread is great up until the moment it splinters and leaves a hole right to the floor for gravity to pull food thru.
[quote=crackbabydumpster]you have to THINK. why is it that NASA wont disclose their donations from Big Taco from last year (or any year, I've asked). what are they hiding?[/quote]
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Excuse me but McDonalds is the largest proponent of hamburgers in the world and they have quite a list of legitimate [i]scandals[/i], not [i]speculations[/i].
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[*] hamburgers
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[*] bad
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macdonalds isnt hamburgers any more than taco bells is tacos, fuck off
[quote=crackbabydumpster]fucking nasa sheeple parroting false info. the opening of the taco shell is FAR wider than that of the burger.[/quote]
[quote=ThorEatsWorms]I never thought of you as a single-patty kind of guy[/quote]
please see my post on "the ideal hamburger" [url=http://www.teamfortress.tv/42245/got-cut-ama/?page=2#46]here[/url]
thx to 31 for graphics and more explanation
Hard shell tacos break open after the first bite
Hard shell tacos break open after the first bite
Great burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger
Great burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger
JojoGreat burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger
man how u gunna come in here and be like that
[quote=Jojo]Great burger>great taco
Bad taco>bad burger[/quote]
man how u gunna come in here and be like that
tacos only if they are soft shell
tacos only if they are soft shell
ZootSuitRiotersoft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful
hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.
[quote=ZootSuitRioter]soft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful
hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest[/quote]
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.
tr1pburgers because they taste better and also there is no place near me that makes mexican food anywaymarmadukeGRYLLSTaco. So versatile
albaTacos, so many ways you can do it
because burgers arent versatile??
If youre talking burgers and not just "any meat on a bun" then yes tacos are more diverse in the protein selection as well as toppings.
[quote=tr1p]burgers because they taste better and also there is no place near me that makes mexican food anyway
[quote=marmadukeGRYLLS]Taco. So versatile[/quote]
[quote=alba]Tacos, so many ways you can do it[/quote]
because burgers arent versatile??[/quote]
If youre talking burgers and not just "any meat on a bun" then yes tacos are more diverse in the protein selection as well as toppings.
Artz_HispanianZootSuitRiotersoft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful
hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.
I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details
[quote=Artz_Hispanian][quote=ZootSuitRioter]soft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful
hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest[/quote]
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.[/quote]
I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details
ZootSuitRioterArtz_HispanianZootSuitRiotersoft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful
hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.
I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details
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[quote=ZootSuitRioter][quote=Artz_Hispanian][quote=ZootSuitRioter]soft shell tacos and burgers are equal, hard shell tacos are awful
hard shell tacos just crumble and all the meat comes out and then you have to use a fork to eat the rest[/quote]
If your hard shell crumbles after one bite its terribly over cooked and if you bought that from a store well there you go don't buy from the store, if you wanna know how to make your own (super easy and fast) let me know.[/quote]
I've never actually made my own hard taco shells, hmu with the details[/quote]
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yaynosis a taco a sandwich
More like a fried crepe
[quote=yaynos]is a taco a sandwich[/quote]
More like a fried crepe
Spui like them both
burn the heathen
[quote=Spu]i like them both[/quote]
burn the heathen
All you clowns talking about how messy tacos are have never tried wrapping a hard shell with a soft shell. Spread some cream cheese on the soft, slap it on and boom: no splinters, more flavour.
I prefer tacos because you can get away with greasier meat than a burger, at least when doing it the big brain way.
All you clowns talking about how messy tacos are have never tried wrapping a hard shell with a soft shell. Spread some cream cheese on the soft, slap it on and boom: no splinters, more flavour.
I prefer tacos because you can get away with greasier meat than a burger, at least when doing it the big brain way.
tacos because queso is my weakness
tacos because queso is my weakness
Depends. Burrito>Hamburger>Taco
Depends. Burrito>Hamburger>Taco
Since I happen to be Mexican, I really do prefer burgers.
Since I happen to be Mexican, I really do prefer burgers.