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The LAN of Retribution
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After years of searching for a good team and failing miserably, Funs Rodgers will take out his anger on the TF2 community. Follow his thoughts as he prepares for his last LAN, the LAN of Retribution

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13020770/1/The-LAN-of-Retribution

After years of searching for a good team and failing miserably, Funs Rodgers will take out his anger on the TF2 community. Follow his thoughts as he prepares for his last LAN, the LAN of Retribution

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13020770/1/The-LAN-of-Retribution
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#2
14 Frags +

god bless

god bless
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#3
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The preparation, the preplanning, all of it paid off in the end. This realization came to Funs as his eyes scanned across the esports arena. It was a violent bloodbath with countless broken computers and monitors and even more dead bodies with some half-conscious injured people begging him to mercy-kill them. The security guards were no match for Funs, especially when you consider the element of surprise. None of them expected someone like Funs to pull a gun on them and give them two shots to the head. The DM training was definitely of help for him to achieve his maximum killing potential at this righteous act of mass-murder. Funs saved the two bullets for two handguns like he had planned and had already taken the pills and the alcohol. It was time to end his miserable existence with the relief that he has set the record straight between him and the TF2 community, but on the last second, he saw b4nny crawling on the ground, trying to get to safety, Funs looked at one of his handguns, and decided to blow b4nny's brains out all over the floor as the ultimate revenge. One bullet should still be enough to kill him, he thought.

The preparation, the preplanning, all of it paid off in the end. This realization came to Funs as his eyes scanned across the esports arena. It was a violent bloodbath with countless broken computers and monitors and even more dead bodies with some half-conscious injured people begging him to mercy-kill them. The security guards were no match for Funs, especially when you consider the element of surprise. None of them expected someone like Funs to pull a gun on them and give them two shots to the head. The DM training was definitely of help for him to achieve his maximum killing potential at this righteous act of mass-murder. Funs saved the two bullets for two handguns like he had planned and had already taken the pills and the alcohol. It was time to end his miserable existence with the relief that he has set the record straight between him and the TF2 community, but on the last second, he saw b4nny crawling on the ground, trying to get to safety, Funs looked at one of his handguns, and decided to blow b4nny's brains out all over the floor as the ultimate revenge. One bullet should still be enough to kill him, he thought.
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#4
9 Frags +

50 shades of LAN

50 shades of LAN
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#5
4 Frags +

thank you Mr.Pootis_Fazbear for another epic release

thank you Mr.Pootis_Fazbear for another epic release
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#6
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To call Funs a human being would to be dishonest. He is so much more. All that may tether a mind to its humanity, Funs has ascended beyond; compassion, lust, envy, pride. Funs has no need for such trivial emotions, and in the absence of them only one thing takes root - cold, inhuman disdain for all that draws breath. This man, no, this entity has achieved a state of perfect mental alacrity that allows him a superhuman understanding of cause and effect. No man may surprise him, for he has forseen all possible outcomes to all possible actions. Why then, I ask, would you fools antagonise such a being? Do you value your own life so little that you are so eager to cast it at the feet of a creature who is utterly devoid of a single identifiable emotion? Despair, for your insults have not gone unnoticed.

To call Funs a human being would to be dishonest. He is so much more. All that may tether a mind to its humanity, Funs has ascended beyond; compassion, lust, envy, pride. Funs has no need for such trivial emotions, and in the absence of them only one thing takes root - cold, inhuman disdain for all that draws breath. This man, no, this entity has achieved a state of perfect mental alacrity that allows him a superhuman understanding of cause and effect. No man may surprise him, for he has forseen all possible outcomes to all possible actions. Why then, I ask, would you fools antagonise such a being? Do you value your own life so little that you are so eager to cast it at the feet of a creature who is utterly devoid of a single identifiable emotion? Despair, for your insults have not gone unnoticed.
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#7
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catman1900thank you Mr.Pootis_Fazbear for another epic release

This Amazing fanfic was made By Telephone Fan not me

But I also Plan TO release my Work this month or early Next month stay tuned :3

[quote=catman1900]thank you Mr.Pootis_Fazbear for another epic release[/quote]

This Amazing fanfic was made By Telephone Fan not me

But I also Plan TO release my Work this month or early Next month stay tuned :3
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#8
6 Frags +

Judgement Day Is Here...

Judgement Day Is Here...
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#9
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Amazing masterpiece, good job telephone_fan!

Amazing masterpiece, good job telephone_fan!
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#10
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nutshinyAmazing masterpiece, good job telephone_fan!

Thanks

[quote=nutshiny]Amazing masterpiece, good job telephone_fan![/quote]

Thanks
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#11
Twitch Prime
18 Frags +

wtf when did nutshiny get unbanned

wtf when did nutshiny get unbanned
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#12
7 Frags +

I've always hated fanfiction, but this is gold.

I've always hated fanfiction, but this is gold.
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#13
7 Frags +
iodineI've always hated fanfiction

who hurt you

[quote=iodine]I've always hated fanfiction [/quote]

who hurt you
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#14
3 Frags +
iodineI've always hated fanfiction, but this is gold.

Haha yeah “fanfiction”

[quote=iodine]I've always hated fanfiction, but this is gold.[/quote]
Haha yeah “fanfiction”
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#15
13 Frags +
iodineI've always hated fanfiction, but this is gold.

What about My other. Fanfics

[quote=iodine]I've always hated fanfiction, but this is gold.[/quote]

What about My other. Fanfics
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#16
3 Frags +

the fact the transition from chapter one to two is in the middle of a sentence is bothering me more than it should

the fact the transition from chapter one to two is in the middle of a sentence is bothering me more than it should
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#17
8 Frags +

What's your Patreon?

What's your Patreon?
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#18
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BilbertWhat's your Patreon?

I don't have one but U can donate Tf2 item in stead???

[quote=Bilbert]What's your Patreon?[/quote]

I don't have one but U can donate Tf2 item in stead???
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#19
9 Frags +

whats that rhino pokemon called

whats that rhino pokemon called
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#20
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Funswhats that rhino pokemon called

Hello Mr. Funs how Did you enjoy it.

[quote=Funs]whats that rhino pokemon called[/quote]

Hello Mr. Funs how Did you enjoy it.
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#21
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Azazel-iodineI've always hated fanfiction
who hurt you

When I was like 10, I read a Harry Potter fanfic and I was scarred for life.

[quote=Azazel-][quote=iodine]I've always hated fanfiction [/quote]

who hurt you[/quote]

When I was like 10, I read a Harry Potter fanfic and I was scarred for life.
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#22
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iodineWhen I was like 10, I read a Harry Potter fanfic and I was scarred for life.

was it this one
https://pastebin.com/KgBvMCXY

[quote=iodine]
When I was like 10, I read a Harry Potter fanfic and I was scarred for life.[/quote]

was it this one
https://pastebin.com/KgBvMCXY
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#23
6 Frags +
eddie_calderoniodineWhen I was like 10, I read a Harry Potter fanfic and I was scarred for life.
was it this one
https://pastebin.com/KgBvMCXY
“Profezro, It aches my skin and negates the maturation you unleash inside my sacred womb.”

https://imgur.com/4r6UL4u

[quote=eddie_calderon][quote=iodine]
When I was like 10, I read a Harry Potter fanfic and I was scarred for life.[/quote]

was it this one
https://pastebin.com/KgBvMCXY[/quote]

[quote]“Profezro, It aches my skin and negates the maturation you unleash inside my sacred womb.”[/quote]

https://imgur.com/4r6UL4u
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#24
12 Frags +

i cant sleep now i scared funs going to come to my house to kill me

i cant sleep now i scared funs going to come to my house to kill me
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