I came to lan to hangout with and surprise LG chompa and it turned out chompa was a woman who I didn't know. Big ups, you win.

oh ok, no shout out for the handsome bachelor that took that photo smh

Also shout out to bark who blacked out drunk right next to me at lan. And the people who dropped him trying to carry him to the garbage can.

Won't write as much as I did back in March. But there's equally as much heart.

Shoutouts to brian and hedge for reuniting with me once more. Reminded of why we spent a couple seasons together under BLANC. All the stupid shit hedge says (or does) and brian's constant desire for bread was the traditional LAN experience.

Shoutout to FrickMyNick and Shiny. Newest to the BLANC name but they're great. Nick got me equipped for the future with a new monitor and graphics card cables. Oh and they're both solid gamers. Thanks for not baiting me three times in a calendar year, Shiny.

Shoutouts to Spades for driving 18-20 hours throughout the weekend. Took a verbal beatdown from others but stayed tough. Also provided plenty of dabs for all parties involved. Shoutout to Momma_Spades for the nice hotel room we got to stay in.

Shoutout to Doof. Chill guy and roommate for the event. Despite the murderous trek to the venue you still made it and performed quite well. Get into ESEA soon! Glad you had an enjoyable first LAN experience and hopefully it isn't your last.

Shoutout to Uber and Jeff. They were the designated BLANC cheerleaders and without them we would not have accomplished what we did. I really wish we sent Uber out as my standin for the interview. Oh and Jeff I will never forgive you though and you know why.

Shoutout to bearodactyl and saam. These two fucking hooligans helped make the long drive manageable and whatever. From Kung Fury to I AM THE MACHINE, the memes and laughter did not stop with them.

Shoutout to trip. Sleeper pick of MVP for the LAN. He loves Naruto.

Shoutout to sandblast and tambo for coming down to hang out with us. Oh, oh wait.

Shoutout to TheFragile :3 and Console. The work you guys put in is certainly noticed by the community and thanks for continuing to do so much for us all. Sorry I couldn't bring my casting chops to the table but I was too busy being casted kappa.

Shoutout to everyone else I go to see again or met for the first time. I'm dumb so I can't name all of you but you know who you are. The 20b gang, Sparkle Gang, chompa, yuice, murkscribe, bark, etc. etc.

Shoutout to the boys on BLANC, we got the bread.

I'M SO SORRY SHOUT OUT TO JEFF FOR PLAYING 2V2 1V1 MGE AND FOR GETTING THIS BREAD

shoutout to jeff for vaping into my smoke detector and setting off the alarm

highlight of the lan if im being honest

shoutout to john milter for the fuck fest in his room!

sorry fren didn't mean to confuse you, i completely forgot there was an ex invite/ im player named chompa haha

s/o to my gto boys for making the weekend fun and the tourney better
s/o to mikey for being the first of the cumber crew to arrive and being the sole tf2 player at the back of the venue for hours
s/o to hedge and blanc crew for letting me get cheeburger with them and to brian for giving me a ride back
s/o to uber for being a really nice guy even though i'm critically hard of hearing
s/o to beel for remembering that i borrowed him my phone charger when i completely forgot
s/o to boxcar for literally carrying me at lan
s/o to all of samurai code for being amazing people and my favorite neighbors down the row
s/o to kami for being the coolest guy to talk to
s/o to lorgon for nerd screeching with me intermittently and inadvertently keeping my sanity
s/o to prograde and aquila for not dying tragically in the back of fireborn's car
s/o to the burger king drive thru guy :(
s/o to console for letting me chill at the production desk during semifinals
s/o to weiner for finally mgeing me irl after years of taunting him, we know who the real winner is. thank you for being my go-to hangout at lan and favorite person in general (time to kim's)
s/o to murkscribe, poison, yari, dubthink, console, azion, blanc crew, kami, spyromancer, and many many more people that i met for the first time, thanks for making my first rgb experience chill
ANOTHER s/o to blanc for being the most fun match that I played on Saturday
s/o to wubs and mikey for being in on the raisins ASMR the immediate day after lan
s/o to whoever set off the fire alarm in saam's hotel lmfao
special s/o to The Toothbrush

gto clan
https://i.imgur.com/DirUAUw.jpg
from left to right: mikey/p4rsa, gritoma, wubs, TheRealWeiner(isn't-real) [asleep], raisins, fireborn7

SHOUTOUT TO WHOEVER RAN OVER THE RGB PUMPKIN WITH THEIR CAR

I'm only half asleep now, instead of actually falling asleep like when I sent my first one, so here it is!

s/o to everyone on samurai code for being great to play with and talk to (and also dealing with me being WAY too overexcited about lan arrows)
s/o to whoever made the RGB pumpkin
s/o to everyone that came outside to watch the pumpkin burn (and fireborn for helping get the fire going)
s/o to weiner for letting me use his ethernet cable when mine was waaaaaaaaay too short
another s/o to weiner for the surf's up/mousepad sniffing adventures
s/o to fireborn for being really cool, it was great to meet somebody from the first team I ever played on!
big s/o to raisins for tolerating me running to his chair and screaming every few hours (spooky)
s/o to everyone that was there for the early morning pancake adventures (that was the first time I've ever T-posed, I've been tainted)
s/o to everybody that signed my hat, thank you all so much :)
s/o to azion for being the best

This was the second lan I've ever been to, and both of them were absolutely amazing. I love everybody in this community, thank you all so much for being as great as you are. I'm looking forward to seeing/playing with all of you more in the future :)

s/o to you for hitting literally every single arrow and then some

s/o to Gritoma for letting me sleep in his dorm room thursday night
s/o to p4rsaa for flying from Bellevue so we could hang out
s/o to raisins, RealWeiner, and fireborn for playing in the open tourney with us
s/o to everyone else that I met for being super cool and nice :)

I have the fucking LAN blues right now and my life hella sucks rn, but there's an obligation to thank for generosity these TF2 players.
s/o to Wubs and Gritoma; for driving all the way to mass and then coming down to Rutgers Busch to give me a ride to the venue.
s/o to FireBorn, who has become a good friend of mine now. Also for being very consistent and a reliable kind of guy in terms of giving me a ride and just kindness overall. If I could be able to go to Rutgers Busch campus sometimes; I would like to eat some pho with you.
s/o to my team GUTTER BAZOOKA, I appreciate the generosity in getting me a new condenser mic and headset, since my mic and headset combo was falling apart. Also for being a very entertaining group of people and a good group of friends of mine. I certainly enjoyed the cool, refreshing taste of Coors Light(™), with all of my good friends.
s/o to Cukei for giving me his old i7 4770k; Should probably buy all the PC components though.... To utilize the damn cpu in the first place
Thanks to everyone else who I talked to Bark, Lorgon, Raisins, Meyyy, Alexandros, Chompa, Yari Qwarty, Vari, The Fragile, Prograde, Spyromancer, Schotastic, Billysaurous. I think I'm done writing, cause I don't want to write no more. Maybe I'll edit far into the future who knows?

10/25/18 Edit: Yo I realize I need to shoutout to my good friend jordan. (btw jordan is pizza_fart, i can use his first name because we are tight like that. yeah i know open players but its not a big deal dude its whatever to me lol) He gave me a cool crisp refreshing clean light taste of Coors Light(™). Also got me a pair of Hyper X Stinger, since my old headset was just god awful.

s/o to som for drinks, smokes, and being a g
s/o to meech for being high all lan and being the best smash player
s/o to froot for being the 2nd best smash player, 2nd best osu player, and for having braces
s/o to doof for being the chillest dude to talk to
s/o to kami for coming in clutch to play for my team, and for helping out with lan
s/o to corqo for sitting on bushes and losing his phone, and for being an awesome dude to sit next to, and for meeting up after 4 years of online rivalry
s/o to corqo's dad for taking a tf2 group picture
s/o to yuno for teaching me how to eat sushi
s/o to sirr for being from pittsburgh
s/o to chompa for dat-ing me up???(have no idea what it is)
s/o to yari for not sleeping in the hotel that he bought
s/o to razzle dazzle man for causing a hurricane
s/o to everyone else i talked to - azion, lorgon, penny, leppy. boxcar, fireborn, weiner, and everyone i forgot

thanks everyone for a great first lan, diffidently one fo the greatest weekends in my life, cu@ the next one

Victoria is a good beer, right???

Lol I went to find you during your match vs ascent, and it was one of the most confusing moments of my life. Never said hi because I had to do a walk of shame

shoutout to goldfish for the company and gas money on the to, and back from lan
shoutout to all the people's dab pens i hit
shoutout to spades for that real dab!
shoutout to yerb for being a sugar daddy
shoutout to the machine for the chill after party at bears hotel
shoutout to saam for that tasty shot of tequila!
shoutout to bopper for letting me sleep on his floor!
shoutout to our team, we tried our damnedest!
shoutout to progrades grill, stay lit lil' homie!
shoutout to cheeseburger cheeseburger for giving beelthazus a shitburger shitburger
shoutout to my car for actually making the 30 hour round trip lol
shoutout to everybody that actually came up to me and talked! it was great meeting all of you!
till we meet again, keep on fraggin' 8)