When I was a sophomore in high school I got my name on an Illinois house resolution formally recognizing each of the members of our debate team for dominating the chicago league for 5+ years. I'd say the #1 though was that same year I was volunteering to help set-up shit around the school for our mardi gras celebration and was walking past our coach's room when I overheard him talking to some alumni about the team. Whoever the kid was asked about "Conway's brother" and he told them that I was probably going to be the best the team had ever had.

Going to a different high school than all my friends in middle school did, staying at that high school after realizing I seriously loathed it, not keeping in contact with most of my friends from middle school after as well, not being able to see my best friend more before he died, and probably acting like a faggot on FA many moons ago.

Slightly minor regrets other than that: Dropping out of college (minor since I'm going back now), Not asking out amy in 8th grade, quitting soccer, never being more serious about drawing.

Willing to sacrifice his life FOR THE TEAM

duder owns 6 guns: 1 for hunting, 5 to resist the government takeover.

Let them know that they're holocausting your feelings

Never separate the teams by virtue of forcing every possible peeking spot to be commit/die. Mapmakers still do not understand that this game gets boring really fucking quick when sniper is the only class that can have any meaningful interaction during a stalemate. Gran yard/mid allows you to spam back and forth, badlands last allows you to create damage that you can potentially push on, and yet cp_deathfortressforalast could describe like 3 maps in rotation. Badlands last is not a large area, and the optimal defensive position isn't more than an uncharged sticky away from main but we still have lasts now that make it nearly impossible for a soldier to do any sort of meaningful spam, or for a demo to hit anything other than with a charged sticky.

Zobby was taken from Metal Arms: Glitch in the System (best game of its generation)
Juno was originally just stolen from Juno Reactor
June was a joke as I had been using Juno for a while and someone told me to make it more summer-y as it was now actually June, this happened to coincide with when I first started really playing in cevo/esea. I added the additional u and e because apparently there were people out there who took June as an alias in places and June__ just didn't feel right. (should add that it is somewhat coincidental as the month was named after the goddess Juno)

Morphiend is my favorite name for any sort of drug addict since it seems to just flow together so well. The 2sÿ originally ended up in my name because I liked fucking around with symbols and accents in my name and always ended up keeping the ÿ for some reason. One day Dave__AC got mad at riot for changing his alias all the time and said at least I keep the ÿ in there because riot never leaves him any clues, and since then I just left it in as a psuedo-tag so I could keep changing my alias without dave getting mad at me.

Current alias is a combination of one of our scout's aliases with our other scout's first name.

Shit was great on gotfrag, pls bring it back

A large part of it was account completion, alternatively spamming the fuck out of polls.

Speaking of which BRING BACK POLLS.

the starocaust

No one said inspectah deck

I'm offended, also

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oh my fucking god I thought it was lost forever

12:56 AM - 2sÿ.Let it Wyatt: who the hell are these fools -fragging turtle
12:57 AM - rape me and call me a whore: the same ones voting wo0t best demoman

Broke up with my current girlfriend a month or so ago over something stupid, we got back together immediately but it was dumb nonetheless.

I can't be arsed to edit this right now, but hopefully someone gets the joke

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no crumpet, the time has come for us to swear off the chains of the merchant

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