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Hype as fuck, though honestly I'm going to hold off on a wii u until new smash bros.

I've been kinda tip-toeing around try-outs for a while but now I've got all the time in the world to play so I'm looking to actually get to scrimming/doing more than just roster riding.

I'm not entirely opposed to roaming again but I honestly feel like my pocket game is discernibly better now.

I can pay my own fees no issue and I'm free all night every night.

WE'RE DONE HERE

CLOSED

bring back #push smaka

Lost my shit at green hill zone

Is that Berrian? I think he’s triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I’m throwing it downfield.

Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I’m fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can’t, I bet I’ll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard.

What’s that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That’s gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can’t just expect wins to come to you. You can’t massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You’re a pussy. This ain’t John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy’s got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon.

Okay, I’m throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious.

Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn’t one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I’m gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I’m gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can.

This is Rex Grossman we’re talking about here. We’re talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I’m not just a gunslinger. I’m a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I’ll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I’m gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it’s worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That’s how we do things in the sexy business.

Tell me you’re not turned on right now. I am.

Remember that time when carrots auditioned to get into vpolice and then left the community after being publicly humiliated in the pug.na mumble?

Good times.

Let's start with banning carrots

I helped remedy gggly's soul crushing depression with the aid of dark souls, a dragon dildo, boink, and a certain motherless video

Actually posting has been rather sporadic as of lately. The quarterly reports show an all time high of gross +frags, but the average frag count per thread seems to be dipping negatively. Over the last month we've seen several posters breech the +100 mark with some historically gotfrag-worthy posting and photo editing. However, the influx of god awful alts and never ending stream of shit-we've-discussed-a-100-times seemingly on the rise has made investors wary of playing the frag roulette game. Given the potentiality for high +frag reward though, I'm going to say this is the time to buy.

closed

You must be so proud of your flock

There was once a medic who played 6s whose real name was Max Ammo

Find a way to make it work? I installed foobar on my new rig not more than a month ago and haven't had an issue.

I'd give a shit but last time I seriously played open the others teams tried to get us moved up ╰(◓‿◓)╯

Because new teams are formed from older players and are immediately recycled into open, former play-off open teams do worse in im and break-up or can't hack it to begin with and only got moved up because 75% of im dies every season, and IM sandbagging at this point is a celebrated comp. TF2 tradition.

Looking for medic to reform smile theory with, will be sandbagging open next season, be good.