okay how about this:
you need to bail out because you are about to eat shit
skateboard - jump off, land on feet, youre good
bike - gl
just speaking from experience, and i know he said mtb not bmx, but a bike is a bike, and my point was about dismounting one, not the sport.

dunno if you skate or do other movement based sports, but biking is fuckin scary once you get going. think about how fast you are moving and how difficult it is to safely dismount from a bike compared to something like a skateboard. i busted my chin open doing BMX once, 11 stitches and chipped tooth. not saying you will get hurt on a bike, they are really great. but damned if they arent dangerous.

lentil soup forever

vhalin was the worst of all time
a pure toxin-based lifeform before people even called eachother "toxic"
this guy was straight up offensive and an asshole

honorable mention is that demo main that makes frag vids of him sticky jumping into lvl 3 sentries and destroying them with caber, he always mic spammed allchat servers calling people every name imaginable and demanded everyone to go medic and heal him.

blueberry, or cheesecake if you could consider it that (even though it has cake in the name, its more similar to a pie)

got a 6 point speeding ticket even though i wasnt doing anything wrong \o/

i actually have to keep my hood down, if my hood is up i lose connection to my spirit self and then im all astrofucked

Jesus Weed

practice more
be receptive of criticism
stop yourself from being toxic if you feel the urge
try to make mge/dm friends so you can occasionally benchmark yourself against them

speechless

i hate plastic and stickers, and little pieces of paper. i always think they are going to somehow get into my mouth and asphyxiate me.

lock thread

this team looks good

holy shit

lest we not forget Cornisgud2