***ATTENTION***
This is a nation wide warning! Please stand by for a comment from the President of the United states:
Hello my fellow Americans (Obama), We have quite the crisis on our hands and we need your help!
It is one no one thought possible, one that I never thought may happen again in my lifetime let alone my Presidency, yet here we are. This evening, I was informed that Fred The Pig is LFT main playoffs soldier for season 17 of RGL. Anyone caught harboring this threat to national security will make themselves an enemy of the state, and they WILL be brought to justice as this Pig is a threat to national security. I pray for America's, hell, the world's safety as this may be the end of us all. However, we may be able to bring him down before he becomes too powerful but we need your help! If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this dangerous creature, please contact the proper authorities at goobiejay on discord or https://steamcommunity.com/id/goobiej/ on steam. Otherwise, stay inside. Lock your doors, and whatever you do... don't feed the pig.
Helpful Websites!
Footage of the evil pig
Picture of Obama (I think)
Be on the lookout for a pig in this outfit! He is armed and dangerous
The pigs previous (and failed) attempts to destroy the world!
Apprehension/Criminal Record