Tholemy best friend killed himself in april because the girl he was with didn't want to be in a serious relationship with him, and now i am dating her. also i am really bad at anything new i try, and my skill deteriorates very quickly unless i practice something daily. (this applies to tying shoes, writing my name, etc. i was dropped on my head a shitload as a kid and literally ate paintchips, so that might not have helped)
you should name your first kid with her after your best friend