she even said she wanted to kiss. lol wtf u commin at me for

my counter argument to all the white knights.

what if i came up to her and said "its a gosh darn shame i dont have a car " . then she goes, "i have a great idea! ill give you money if you let me put your dick in my mouth"

the very next thought in my head would be "holy shit this person worships me"

...aaaand a shitton of people around my age

you guys were of no help, as usual

the entire exchange between the two of us has been a voluntary transaction. i offered my service, she accepted. in what part of that is rude. she even brought up kissing me which was not on my radar but hey ofc im up for that too.

what? did you actually think i typed "g3t down on ur knees u fokn bich"

that i met on tinder and i just dont know what to do anymore. shes 18, works for 9 bucks an hour and doesnt plan on going to college in the fall. she tells me she needs a car badly and i say to her that i can help her situation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . i offer her $100 a pop to be my booty call
she initially agrees. but soon after she says (i shit you not) "it sounds like too much work". and at this point im just like http://imgur.com/132wW6l
???bitch you work for 9 bucks an hour tf u mean its too much work.
all the money this bitch makes from that job goes straight to weed.
welcom to life sweethart i cant just give you 100 for no reason. now get down on ur knees put some fucking work in goddamnit its not that hard. maybe she cant be helped
wyd?

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this is why you dont have a girlfriend anymore

goddammit i know you can make the distinction on your own. i should not have to tell you not all femalse are whores. you can do it, youre a big boy

tftv wont allow me to keep publishing my substantive and thought provoking articles on their platform if thsi shit keeps happening

i have to get my ratings up or i wont even last until next week which is a shame cus next week's article is going to be about tinder girls

i will not stop until this thread has achieved and fulfilled its intended purpose. im running a serious institution here.
take ur lame ass drama to the esea-o happenings where it belongs

BAH i cant believe you've done this to my beautiful thred

we've all seen em. white knights will encourage them, sane people know exactly what they're up to.
regardless weve all gotten googly eyes from the sight of em. so who are your favorites?

mine are twitch.tv/stpeach and twitch.tv/ivorydolphins
i shit you not one of those chicks has a monthly sub perk of $500 where she lets you text her phone or some shit its stoopid i know 1 poor googly eyed fuck actually fell for it

if im paying a sub perk of $500 a month i should at least be getting mailed her used panties each month

try connecting to the [As] server under the alias "long alias compensate my micro p"
it wont let u

motherfucker wake up