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yo so theres this chick
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#1
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that i met on tinder and i just dont know what to do anymore. shes 18, works for 9 bucks an hour and doesnt plan on going to college in the fall. she tells me she needs a car badly and i say to her that i can help her situation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . i offer her $100 a pop to be my booty call
she initially agrees. but soon after she says (i shit you not) "it sounds like too much work". and at this point im just like http://imgur.com/132wW6l
???bitch you work for 9 bucks an hour tf u mean its too much work.
all the money this bitch makes from that job goes straight to weed.
welcom to life sweethart i cant just give you 100 for no reason. now get down on ur knees put some fucking work in goddamnit its not that hard. maybe she cant be helped
wyd?

that i met on tinder and i just dont know what to do anymore. shes 18, works for 9 bucks an hour and doesnt plan on going to college in the fall. she tells me she needs a car badly and i say to her that i can help her situation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) . i offer her $100 a pop to be my booty call
she initially agrees. but soon after she says (i shit you not) "it sounds like too much work". and at this point im just like http://imgur.com/132wW6l
???bitch you work for 9 bucks an hour tf u mean its too much work.
all the money this bitch makes from that job goes straight to weed.
welcom to life sweethart i cant just give you 100 for no reason. now get down on ur knees put some fucking work in goddamnit its not that hard. maybe she cant be helped
wyd?
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#2
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KEVCHEV( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

yeah dude

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yeah dude
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#3
3 Frags +

zar do you need to talk to someone

zar do you need to talk to someone
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#4
10 Frags +

just go to a brothel dude lmao

just go to a brothel dude lmao
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#5
5 Frags +

quite the predicament

quite the predicament
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#6
-7 Frags +

Why are you asking tf.tv for dating advice

Why are you asking tf.tv for dating advice
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#7
-2 Frags +

what a champ

what a champ
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#8
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do it for the culture

do it for the culture
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#9
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what is there to do

what is there to do
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#10
37 Frags +

So you met a chick on Tinder, which means she was ready to put out from the start, and somehow arrive at the point where she won't even do it with you for money? Now those are some negotiating skills.

So you met a chick on Tinder, which means she was ready to put out from the start, and somehow arrive at the point where she won't even do it with you for money? Now those are some negotiating skills.
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#11
5 Frags +

tftv asks the worst girl advice questions

tftv asks the worst girl advice questions
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#12
-3 Frags +

arent you underage

arent you underage
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#13
9 Frags +

$100 for some head? that shit better be immaculate
always respek women

$100 for some head? that shit better be immaculate
always respek women
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#14
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femmebruleetftv asks the worst girl advice questions

hey tftv try my medic main girlfriend started pocketing someone else in a pub the other day is that cheating

[quote=femmebrulee]tftv asks the worst girl advice questions[/quote]
hey tftv try my medic main girlfriend started pocketing someone else in a pub the other day is that cheating
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#15
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VulcanWhy are you asking tf.tv for dating adviceVulcandating advice

And as for you mister kevchev, grow a pair of balls and stop paying people to bone

[quote=Vulcan]Why are you asking tf.tv for dating advice[/quote]
[quote=Vulcan]dating advice[/quote]

And as for you mister kevchev, grow a pair of balls and stop paying people to bone
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#16
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#17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBW-p5eME_8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBW-p5eME_8
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#18
-1 Frags +

get some social skills bro

get some social skills bro
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#19
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https://puu.sh/wqKrH/69f4dbb1ff.jpg

[img]https://puu.sh/wqKrH/69f4dbb1ff.jpg[/img]
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#20
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the entire exchange between the two of us has been a voluntary transaction. i offered my service, she accepted. in what part of that is rude. she even brought up kissing me which was not on my radar but hey ofc im up for that too.

what? did you actually think i typed "g3t down on ur knees u fokn bich"

the entire exchange between the two of us has been a voluntary transaction. i offered my service, she accepted. in what part of that is rude. she even brought up kissing me which was not on my radar but hey ofc im up for that too.

what? did you actually think i typed "g3t down on ur knees u fokn bich"
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#22
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you guys were of no help, as usual

you guys were of no help, as usual
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#23
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indecencyhttps://puu.sh/wqKrH/69f4dbb1ff.jpg

mr gayman watch

[quote=indecency][img]https://puu.sh/wqKrH/69f4dbb1ff.jpg[/img][/quote]
mr gayman watch
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#24
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KEVCHEVyou guys were of no help, as usual

Teamfortress.tv - The Home of Competitive TF2

[quote=KEVCHEV]you guys were of no help, as usual[/quote]
Teamfortress.tv - The Home of Competitive TF2
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#25
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SpadesTeamfortress.tv - The Home of Competitive TF2

...aaaand a shitton of people around my age

[quote=Spades]
Teamfortress.tv - The Home of Competitive TF2[/quote]
...aaaand a shitton of people around my age
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#26
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Maybe if you respected women you wouldn't have to offer $100 to get head

Maybe if you respected women you wouldn't have to offer $100 to get head
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#27
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my counter argument to all the white knights.

what if i came up to her and said "its a gosh darn shame i dont have a car " . then she goes, "i have a great idea! ill give you money if you let me put your dick in my mouth"

the very next thought in my head would be "holy shit this person worships me"

my counter argument to all the white knights.

what if i came up to her and said "its a gosh darn shame i dont have a car " . then she goes, "i have a great idea! ill give you money if you let me put your dick in my mouth"

the very next thought in my head would be "holy shit this person worships me"
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#28
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she even said she wanted to kiss. lol wtf u commin at me for

she even said she wanted to kiss. lol wtf u commin at me for
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#29
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/2773a0fda08425debbacbd881bb69daa/tumblr_ojbir8yU321vhwepyo1_540.jpg

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#30
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grill: i has no monies
guy: ill give you $100 USD
guy: and ill even sex u
sexist retards: THATS RUDE

OR

guy: i has no monies
grill: ill give you $100 USD
grill: and ill even sex u
sexist retards: WTF THATS AWESOME

grill: i has no monies
guy: ill give you $100 USD
guy: and ill even sex u
sexist retards: THATS RUDE

OR

guy: i has no monies
grill: ill give you $100 USD
grill: and ill even sex u
sexist retards: WTF THATS AWESOME
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