Heya.
So we're in the market for a pocket soldier again. We've had a really disappointing season, yeah, but we're sticking together anyway because we enjoy each other's company, we don't throw shitfits over our failures, we know we can turn things around for us again, and we aren't egotistical quitter dicklickers. We are:
Scouts: Abramelin and Kohaku
Pocket: YOU!!?!!??!11?!!1!?/!11!
Roamer: LdK
Demo: conductor
Medic: crumpet
Backups: FFG and Wintersun
We're looking for a soldier who can both hold his own with us DM-wise, generally be intelligent and EFFICIENT about pushing, can scrim Sunday to Thursday from about 9-11 EST, and preferably know how to take a joke. If you think that's you, add me, Kohaku. We might be THE WORST TEAM IN OPEN but we're also the funnest team in open. Also sponsored by the McRib Locator. Hit me up.
EDIT: we got someone rip see you dumpasses next season