N3voBreaking news! Valve leaked the new TF2 player profiles' scripts:
Player Profile: Permzilla
From the cold land of England, on a day that would soon be known as FeelBirthdayMan, a meme was born. Will "Permzilla" Kirby came to the world on the 8th of June, 1994. The tale of Spermzilla had begun.
Player Profile: Stark
Stark was the best hide-and-seek player in his small village.
Player Profile: Izon
...And as the teacher gave to izon his math paper, the teacher grinned, leaned forward to his ear and whispered the words that would soon become his creed: "div izon?"
I assume you got my birthday from my comp.tf page but that isn't my birthday, I have no idea where they got that date from... Might be a reference to that god awful meme though