eventually it'll just be needles that heal teammates

The true measure of a man.

I'm all for fighting the good fight against cancer, but what does your beard have to do with anything?

Edit: I've previously heard of No-Shave Novembers, but never knew Movember was a cancer charity project. Learn something new every day.

He rings for my shitty ass team occasionally and carries us beyond belief

I've only touched the surface of the man behind this name but as far as I can tell he's a good guy with excellent TF2 skills

It's too late we lost our match and the dream is dead

Why do you have that study hosted on your website

disappointing

Riki-Oh

Do you sleep regularly? Appropriate exercise and diet?

It might not be a TF2 thing.

maybe afterwards defy will finally do his demo reviews

GOD I FUCKING HATE SCHOOL DISCIPLINE

So when I was around 13, I was enjoying recess with everyone else on the field. Apparently it was grass mowing day, and there were wet clumps of grass on the edge of the field everywhere. Some bitch ass slut (who, if the rumor mill speaks true, later contacted some uncouth STI from this drug dealing imbecile in high school) threw one of said clumps at my face. Imagine that. Wet crass all over my face and shirt and dripping on my shoes.

Naturally I report it to the school authorities, and I get suspended for 2 days because of bullying? Why? Because I cursed at her in Korean and nobody knew what it was I was saying, so they all assumed it was the most heinous words to ever come out of a 7th grader. Literal retards.

Another time in middle school, I was taking some science projecty joke courses at the nearest community college with my friend. One of these days, I found a UV light ray outside during one of our outdoor project days. Naturally, I was fascinated and kept pointing it at various rocks and surfaces. Some asshole comes across me and says I have to give it to him or he'll kick my ass. I told him to fuck off.

20 minutes later I'm being kicked out of the whole course because I threatened to kill him. Allegedly.

8th grade. Me and my friend sit down in our own god damn classroom computers to work on a project our teacher assigned us. Of the three computers, one of them is logged in, onto which my friend sat, and myself on the adjacent. He has the bright idea of changing the desktop picture, for which he chose some anime girl in a one piece with a soccer ball. If memory serves his search query was something like "what to change someone's background into." The computer is not connected to the network and had she logged on literally anywhere else in the school it would never have shown her that background again.

Three days suspension for sexual harassment. Didn't even do anything.

Here comes high school! Joy. I was in the library and I wanted to watch TV shows on the computers, so I bypassed some jokes called security measures and installed GOMPlayer on them. 5 detentions for "hacking the school system."

I'm a sophomore in marching band. I'm friends with some of the tuba players , and during band camp they got a special instructor in the form of an alumni. Cool guy, had this "special" breathing technique that would replicate some minor effects of taking drugs. He originally did this only with the four kids in the tuba section, but word spread and there were about ten of us doing this near the end of band camp.

Flash forward nearly two months later, some colorguard slut narrates this splendid exercise to her shrivelled flag waving teaching failures of life. Band director contacts the principal, fires the alumni and everyone implicated got suspended 2 days for breathing. For breathing!

Senior year we let loose a squirrel and what I assume was a mole in the school. We got pretty lucky it was only a day of suspension, cause I'm pretty sure trapping animals for days in anticipation of a senior prank is illegal, as well as ethically questionable. Good times.

The fun ends at college, kids. Enjoy it while it lasts.

You mouse rich fuckers should send one of those fucks my way. I still use my $6 wireless Logitech M310 that I bought at Staples from my "start of college" shopping trip I took like 3 years ago.

I can't stop skipping classes

Please help me

It's not like the courses actually bore me or anything

I just can't

go

oh.

uh... sorry?