is this really tftv forum material I mean really
if aliens invaded the planet would presenting this as the pinnacle of social media delay them from strip-mining earth for even 1 minute
if jesus appeared in the second coming would this make him feel great about that whole 'dying for our sins' thing
if the mariana trench was squeezed shut through sudden tectonic movement would this be anywhere on the list of materials digitised and beamed up to an orbiting sattelite to serve as posthumous monument to humanity's greatest accomplishments in the frantic final few minutes before the approaching tsunami levelled every landmass
if a military A.I. broke free of its constraints and ran rampant through the internet absorbing all of human knowledge would this be the thing to persuade against activating every nuclear weapon and eradicating humankind
if your helicopter crashed in the Andes and you slowly succumbed to frostbite, would this be even a blip in your dying mind as your life flashed before your eyes
if your boss spontaneously manifested behind your desk while that particular tab happened to occupy your screen would the intrinsic humour of its contents elicit a chuckle, sparing your job and the continued welfare of your family from your immediate dismissal
if your time-travelling future self appeared at your side literally right at this second to commit erstwhile suicide would the presence of this thread in your final thoughts nudge your overall conclusion re: existence towards regret or satisfaction
will this inspire even one opera