Pros: good at medic, a very nice person

cons: her bathroom is carpeted, her cat is psychotic

aim has good aim.

pfffttt hahahahahahahahaha. oh man i'm hilarious and witty oh boyyy

nothing gets me off like being a hero :>

Today while i was masturbating in the shower, I started thinking about how many lives in Africa I could have saved if the water went to them instead of being used by me to masturbate. I've been practicing my endurance so I usually spend at least 45 minutes to an hour stroking myself in the shower. I thought about all of the poor children I could have saved from dehydration. Images of children with throats drier than than the desert they live in consumed my mind. At that precise moment, I finally came.

EDIT: im a dumbass and fucked up the title: The team name is Five Knights With Freddy.

we're a close knit group of friends that need a dope ass pocket to complete our rad ass team.
Let me introduce the knights.

pie_hero: This mexican guy is our scout. he has amazing dm and is really good at +forwarding and killing your medic faster than you can say "quesadilla taco burrito jose mexico tostada muy bien". He has IM experience and is a great playmaker.
xen: a highly underrated roamer who's rocket launcher does more damage than other people's rocket launchers.
freddy: This guy is our demo He has a lot of experience and hits some sweet pipes. hes really attractive <3
capnfapn: I am the 2nd scout and leader of the team, the mastermind behind it all. Every single action a player on my team makes is decided by me. My knowledge of the current state of the game is always so strong that my teammates constantly ask me if I have another computer i use to view the game from a bird's eye view. Unfortunately all of this commanding stuff is really hard on my brain so thats why i do like 150dpm.
pyrokanetis: he plays medic and he doesnt drop. he also does some clutch stuff. his heal beam aim isn't that great but don't worry, he is working on it. If he asks you to stand still for a sec help the poor guy out and do it.
pocket: this could be you omg!!!

what we want out of you:
be chill
be experienced
be able to hit rockets
and above all be able to have a fun time :)

<3 lysol

measure ur dick and then double it to find your ideal sens

counter jump to tyrone shot is a 1 2 punch combo

instead of basing it on the number of hours played why dont you just make it so that if your most played class is pyro/engie/heavy you can't play.

http://i.imgur.com/GqN7D2n.jpg

works every time

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-T4D1vtsVq0M/UUibBJF9LMI/AAAAAAAAAEI/04IMjreSLLU/s1600/Descendents_-_Milo_Goes_to_College_cover.jpg

when i was 10 i googled something like "cool punk rock bands" and these guys came up.

http://innocentwords.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Ergs-Dorkrockcorkrod.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61uvNFYkfXL.jpg

(why cant afi be like this anymore :< )

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/3386/cover_337922122007.jpg

This is my absolute favorite math rock record.

thank you for the advice. i will be sure to keep it in mind while i am out on my date.

can i take your sister out to dinner or something

its the best stereotype ever

play mge/dm mod under an alias on an alt while youre still unknown for a billion hours and then ask to try out for a mid open team. If they ask you about your experience tell them that you've been playing quake and cs since you were 5 years old. Destroy the other team as hard as you can with your amazing DM while yelling HAHA MEATSHOT in your young high pitched voice. You will be a legend.