it was a close race between you and cinq

no

avg

either creep, cb, or jaeger. People have said Jaeger talked shit to them behind their backs but I've never heard him say anything seriously like that.

no

fluffyanimals

spy since walking backwards doesnt work with huntsman

Prime rib, crab, and pho are high on the list.

Oh, they accept that it's another format, it's just slow paced and not as dynamic which is the main reasons they see it as a joke.

i dunno I don't follow the comp scene to find a .gif for it

idk, syckness maybe? Definitely not litany.

walk into soldiers/demos and make themselves blow themselves up

baked

ya he removed me from friends list a long time ago when I just followed him in pubs trying to kill him. He got pretty ecstatic once when he killed me while I was typing to him.

I don't remember that one, but I actually played in quite a few of those aliased as a pub. The most notable or recent one I remember was the one that had Viaduct and I think DarkNecrid was our spy since he did well. I was the sniper and I just remember bodyshotting blaze and the other scout almost the entire game, and out sniped them when they tried to snipe me. I think it was against tyrone's team but I could be wrong. Good times.

depends on the map

Oh yeah, another thing I really loved to do with cheats enabled in the old days, was if cheats was secretly enabled in a pub, or briefly turned on and off without anyone knowing about it, was to do something like make a teleporter from dustbowl 1 to dustbowl 3, which confused the shit out of everyone, and there were actually quite a number of dumb pubs who didn't notice, like engees, who began setting up their nest on dbowl 3 like they're expecting enemies to come.

my bad I got lost when someone quoted that video and thought I already answered the ones above it.

if a51 sends me a new pc, and a job.

i dunno, I like different flavors at different times. Vanilla probably.

I think some of them are a bit too attached to playing a certain class, and I don't think they realize that a lot of invite/top 6s players think their format is just a joke.

i used to be a good player

3 iirc

d l

Not really, just the one that Saber posted. I wasn't too fond of that one since jh sorta released it when it was only about 40% done. I understand why he did it, I wasn't really submitting that many clips to him at the time and the old clips were just wasting space on his HD, but I didn't like that he just slapped some shit song on there and uploaded it like that. My goal for that video was to only show unique stabs, I've had a ton of just "walk up to medic, stabs", but those weren't really entertaining - so that's why it was taking long for me to submit clips to jh. Oh well.

moved on with life

I thought that should have instantly won the game, since when taunt kills first came out I kept stressing to you to make a rule in ESEA if you got one, you instantly won the round :D.

I don't mind the cloak regen from ammo or the change to stab motions, but I really do dislike the new unlocks. I think it tremendously dumbs down the spy, the only good one I think is ambassador since it's skill indexed. It's mostly because when I pub now, even the shittiest of DR spies will still distract you a bit and if you actually want to kill him it takes 7 seconds. And if a decent spy uses the DR it's literally god mode, especially if he uses spycicle. Like people on SPUF actually thinks the spycicle is balanced since they're so used to backstabbing idiots while they're on fire.

I dunno, most asians are more passive?

My favorite thing before valve patched it, and before valve actually introduced hats, was to become an engineer and build a sentry and placed it on someone's head as a hat. I remember a few times I gave someone else the command and we just had 2v2 where two of those players had sentry hats.

Other things I liked to summon were little wall slabs so I could actually make a neat little building/structure by combining them all. I also liked spawning tons of those crates on granary mid.

I actually had one idea that I never got to do, because my team didn't want to or something etc. I just wanted to spawn as a train during a badlands scrim at the start, and there's actually a property you can set that either makes it so whoever shoots at you instantly dies, or whoever you touches instantly die, so I was going to noclip through their entire team as a train at mid and kill them all.

Most people had their keys binded to stupid quotes, the vast majority of mine were binded to spawn stuff, the only that weren't were ones that allowed me to change my crosshairs and interp quickly, and record/stop a demo to clear visual bugs.

heavy

im okay

it's my intials. For the few that know my name please don't post it I don't want angry nerds creeping me.

I find the place really funny, especially how most people really have no clue how to play the game well and thus have a ridiculous view of balance. I also like destroying those idiots when they think they can prove me wrong. And I heard before that Valve actually do read those forums from time to time, so it'd be awesome for them to know how retarded their player base is.

no1

When I get a job + upgrade/make a new PC so I actually get good fps, maybe.

I dunno, lost count, haven't done it in a while. The last one was some engee main who didn't believe I could just walk around planting random mini sentries and be successful with it. I went into his favorite server, did it, top fragged and dominated 4-5 people (including him) on his team just doing that and shooting people with the widowmaker (why does that weapon even exist wtf).

I think the ones before that was just me owning people in 1v1s with tomislav/gru/sandwich (pre nerf) when they thought that it was easy to counter.

A good amount of times they instantly stop posting after I beat them since they know their argument just got crushed.

I'm still trying to convince the delusional spy mains there that DR + spycicle basically lets you become a god in pubs.

from tf2 tricks to tf2 troll stories etc.

give me admin ill handle this mess

ya cant make it

I'm currently job hunting at the moment, have a few interviews lined up. Maybe after I land a job and upgrade my pc I'll come back and be awful again. Or if anyone wants to give me a San Fran/Silicon Valley software engineer job I'll teach u how to be less awful at spy.

In 1998, 203rd ranked male player Karsten Braasch took on Venus Williams and beat her 6–2. He also played Serena Williams and won 6–1 after the Williams sisters, who were 17 and 16 at the time, said they could beat any man ranked 200 or worse. Braasch was 15 years older than Serena and Venus, and had drunk 2 beers and played one round of golf that morning.[20] Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance" as he claimed he had played like someone ranked 600 in order to keep the game "fun."

why is this guy named burndl?? what did i do??