alfaStory from back when I lived in east yurop, the closest I got to getting suspended
In most schools there we have someone assigned to watch the classroom during recreation and clean the chalk boards. This kid (who hated me) came back to the room while I was cleaning around and accused me of stealing his pencil case (lol?) and wanted to punch me, so he started charging at me like an idiot. He probably forgot I was pretty good at martial arts at the time so I put him down in one move, after which I proceeded to tell the teacher that he attacked me and I had to defend myself (I almost broke his arm).
He got suspended
Also on a side note, grades 1-8 in Romania were hell and getting bullied every single day was a normal thing. Fights would arise from stupid stuff such as "I like that football club" and "Why are you seating at the same table with the girl I like?" (???) . Sadly, if you didn't stand up for yourself and reminded everyone you don't take shit from them, you became a target for abuse.
Wait is "Grades 1-8 in Romania" a code word for a Maximum Security State Prison?