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#13 Arekk's twitter? in TF2 General Discussion

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign her

posted about 7 years ago
#49 Early Christmas Present in TF2 General Discussion

get broled everyone

posted about 7 years ago
#12 Early Christmas Present in TF2 General Discussion

something festive

posted about 7 years ago
#10 how do i stop executing people's configs in Q/A Help

are you also locking viewmodel_fov? the console may show when settings like that are changed so you could check in there to see if you can spot anything when they get toggled

i'd recommend lawena which has a bunch of configs for locking stuff/setting framerate already if it works with your workflow

posted about 7 years ago
#137 OH SHIT in TF2 General Discussion

when did sigafoo even mention 7s, tbh he makes a fair point. him looking at this like it's a bad thing tells a lot though.

posted about 7 years ago
#4697 stream highlights in Videos

https://clips.twitch.tv/AwkwardGiftedSwallowPJSugar

posted about 7 years ago
#9 guitar solos in Off Topic

tosin abasi stuff, one of my favourites

posted about 7 years ago
#9 I wanted to share this meme with you guys in Off Topic
paiCscrabThis is why dogs are the best. You think a cat would say that, huh?Cat's are more like: haha, fuck you. treat me like the overlord that I am.

cats are busy with their own problems, and while they like to help sometimes they are scared that a problem shared is a problem doubled. this is no-ones fault, just their innate being and they must find a solution on their own for it to change.

posted about 7 years ago
#16 So there's this girl in The Dumpster
Zesty

i read it ur gay now haha

posted about 7 years ago
#36 Essentials.TF Labs: 133 Tickrate training servers in TF2 General Discussion

yes, read the thread, there's very few bugs with it it seems

posted about 7 years ago
#27 new type of hacks? in TF2 General Discussion

in the future we wont even have to play video games, robots will do it for us

posted about 7 years ago
#12 Community Frags 3 in Projects

damage numbers are also good for scout clips, you'd need to do/get someone to do a little hud work for it though

voltage/things are unavailable for me, are they blocked because of music?

https://i.imgur.com/ZQpS04c.png

also where do you draw the line for the type of games or is it more on a case-by-case basis? i.e. are scrims, pugs or even lobbies ok? what about ultiduo/highlander?

e: lol i didnt refresh this for an hour before commenting rip

posted about 7 years ago
#74 OH SHIT in TF2 General Discussion

https://i.imgur.com/XAQqnwn.png

posted about 7 years ago
#21 Essentials.TF Labs: 133 Tickrate training servers in TF2 General Discussion

When I tried this before bhopping felt more consistent (i.e. scrolling down every time you land will almost always keep your RJ going) which is kinda counterintuitive, can anyone reproduce?

Csgo works differently but with that it isn't really any harder on high tickrate, it just changes the timing a bit (because you need to send a +jump on one tick and a -jump on the next I THINK)

posted about 7 years ago
#5 Essentials.TF Labs: 133 Tickrate training servers in TF2 General Discussion
TailorTFJust a question: What does any of this mean?
I would be perfectly willing to help out, if I knew what I was supposed to do.

tf2 is normally 66 tick

these servers are 133 tick and are an experiment to see how stable they are/how they affect gameplay

they might disappear after a bit but if ppl like them they'll stay

give feedback

posted about 7 years ago
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