what's it about?

goat

once of the best jumpers in the world

he's an asshole but that's ok because at least he will admit it

edit: oops

one of the banes of my existence trying to run a pug server

he's a good person

One of the most disrespectful people I've ever had the displeasure of dealing with in this community constantly plays the victim role in this 'conspiracy' where everyone who tries to be reasonable with them is actually secretly against them, trying to force them out of the community. I tried being nice and respectful, but now I legitimately believe that she is her own worst enemy and makes enemies wherever she goes. Well, congratulations! Mission accomplished! Good riddance.

i have no evidence either way to back up that they are infact the duck that they pretend to be

rent free

peak comedy. laughed.

Vete, Whitey

yeah what's up?

Meet _____, the living embodiment TF2! With over 20,000 hours played, he's transcended time and space, achieving a level of commitment even the game developers didn't think possible!

They say _____ can rocket jump before he even opens his eyes in the morning. His chair and desk have become extensions of him, and even his parents are considering charging them rent.

When asked what drives his daily routine, ____ replied, "Well, it's simple. I wake up, eat some health packs, and then rollout to mid."

But don't let his immense playtime fool you; he's a master of irony. One time, he took down an entire team by typing, "dont" The enemies were so busy tilting that they couldn't aim straight!

he is the perfect test for simulations because he's spent more time in TF2 than in the real world. he even replaced his fingers with unusual keys!

_____ is so immersed in the game that he dreams tf2 graphics and communicates with his teammates with voice lines like his signature catchphrase. "Good shooting"

the TF2 community at this point thinks he's an AI experiment , a living tribute to the game's legacy. we might as well give him an in-game item named after him - a weapon so powerful it brings tears of joy to his eyes!

So there you have it _____, the 20,000-hour wonder of TF2! Let's all bow down to his dedication and raise our sandwiches in his honor!

sorry I put emoticons and it and it destroyed my entire post