yeah what's up?

Meet _____, the living embodiment TF2! With over 20,000 hours played, he's transcended time and space, achieving a level of commitment even the game developers didn't think possible!

They say _____ can rocket jump before he even opens his eyes in the morning. His chair and desk have become extensions of him, and even his parents are considering charging them rent.

When asked what drives his daily routine, ____ replied, "Well, it's simple. I wake up, eat some health packs, and then rollout to mid."

But don't let his immense playtime fool you; he's a master of irony. One time, he took down an entire team by typing, "dont" The enemies were so busy tilting that they couldn't aim straight!

he is the perfect test for simulations because he's spent more time in TF2 than in the real world. he even replaced his fingers with unusual keys!

_____ is so immersed in the game that he dreams tf2 graphics and communicates with his teammates with voice lines like his signature catchphrase. "Good shooting"

the TF2 community at this point thinks he's an AI experiment , a living tribute to the game's legacy. we might as well give him an in-game item named after him - a weapon so powerful it brings tears of joy to his eyes!

So there you have it _____, the 20,000-hour wonder of TF2! Let's all bow down to his dedication and raise our sandwiches in his honor!

sorry I put emoticons and it and it destroyed my entire post

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that is a title reserved for jaguar

is it retroactive?

pyro ez lol

dont really know him

it's ten percent rage, twenty percent deceit,
Fifteen percent concentrated toxicity he'll secrete,
five percent joy, fifty percent disdain,
A hundred percent reason to remember the name (Mike!)

my favorite team memory is when my team leader streamed himself screaming at us while he cut half the team.

Can you please make a guide on how to unlock these weapons?, the achievements are really hard!

great jumper

goat

he's a douche