Finally something juicy to talk about smh

Here are my personal rankings (I know loot did his own but fight me)

1. The Westbrook Effect
Best team at the moment hands down.

2. Malicious Activity (if they are alive)
Not sure if they are alive, they forfeited us tonight. Will be best team by a fair margin if dingo plays.

3. No Johns
Interested in seeing how close they will be with The Westbrook Effect. Better than most of the teams in the top 16 by a fair margin.

4. KICKFLIP
Judging by their roster and scrimming them Kickflip is extremely underrated right now. The no-respect style of their flank will tear apart most teams in open. Close to No Johns.

5. Every Villain is Lemons
This is probably the most controversial ranking here, but I think our results from scrims make us number 5. We haven't had any definitive results yet, but I think that will change after this week. We remain undefeated.

6. Milters
Solid team. Decent performance against No Johns, and will be a force until playoffs.

7. Le Sparkle Gang Black
Cutting their weakest link (Bill) and picking up a hacker is gonna do a lot of good for them. I expect them to start winning most matches when they gain better coordination.

8. Egg Salad Dressing
Not looking as good as they were at the beginning of the season in my opinion. They will find their feet again and pound. They have one of the best scout combos in open.

9 Not Around Bears
Most overrated team in open by a mile. No definitive results against good teams and have struggled against lower playoff teams. With the roster they have they should be better.

10 . Bomb-omb Squad
Though there are teams with better records than them that could be in this spot, they have been looking pretty good in their recent matches and scrims. They have a really good scout combo in ebsikl and ether and because of them I expect them to pick up two Ws this week on viaduct.

I think mal is officially dead

http://i.imgur.com/9GBUXxWl.jpg

Just in case it wasn't clear enough, this was a j o k e

Me thinking you're retarded doesn't make me a bandwagonner, most people thinking you are retarded doesn't make them a bandwaggoner either, it means the general consensus among the community is that you're fucking retarded. Also if you have a problem with this thread you clearly don't understand the joke. It's a shitpost and pretty much a bait for upfrags. Do I really care if you play pugs? No. Do I care if you're bot? Not really. Do I care if you always pick awful teams, that usually consist of me? Yeah it's annoying, but there's really not much I can do.

DishSoap has more human qualities.

~sincerely everyone

laz is always great in pugs, nice guy too

scouts: jynx, keith, fubuki, coughy, madoff, bwelp, duke em
roamers: plan, edy, daffodil
pockets: nessie, brimstone, twobold
demos: freddo, rightjustify

Here are some good up-and-coming fraggers. I left my teammates out of it on purpose.

are you a real human being

http://i.imgur.com/pHQo6t0.jpg

hype

big dylfour-n